Naughty Girls Fall 2006 Recruitment Drive

[NewWaveChick1981]

Calling all Naughty Girls! :evilgrin: Check in here if you're already one of the Naughty Girls!!! If you are not currently one and would like to be, sign up here! :applause: Any female DUer can join---the only criteria is that you think and/or act very naughty and want to play in the Lounge!


:evilgrin: Naughty Girl Roll Call, Sound Off Now!!!! :hi:

NewWaveChick1981 - Naughty Girl from birth. :P

[ZombieNixon]

1. Can I just...sit and watch?

One would hope that the Naughty Girl Recruitment Drive is a spectator sport...

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Sure. Chime in whenever you like.

:hi:

Anyone can hang out here and watch if they like. :P

[ZombieNixon]

3. So far it seems to be a pretty empty house.

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. I know. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY GIRLS???

:cry: Oh---so I'm the only one, eh???

[ZombieNixon]

5. Well, I do know that the resident NGIT just left for work.

As to the others, I can't say. :shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. OK. We'll cut her some slack.

But these other so-called Naughty Girls---WHERE ARE THEY??? :( They're falling down on the job.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Maybe if I can get the dorm to fix my Internet,

I'll go naughty girl hunting. :evilgrin:

The NGIT'll be pissed if she finds out, though. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Well, you might want to hold off.

:P NGIT would get pissed---and I wouldn't blame her. :) However, if nobody else checks in here, you can recruit naughty girls on my behalf so she won't get mad.

[ForrestGump]

8. I'm only here for the

wet T-shirt contest portion of the proceedings... :o

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Well, so far, it's just me...

...So I plead no contest. :rofl: However, if others show up, who knows? :P :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

12. I think he means that he's here to Participate in the

wet t-shirt contest.

For the entertainment of the naughty girls, naturally. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Oh, well in that case...

PROCEED!!! :bounce: :evilgrin: Take it all off, Forrest!!!

[ForrestGump]

37. Take it off?

I already did: :P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5610055&mesg_id=5611239

:o

At this rate, people'll be telling me to put it all back on. My bootie area's becoming as overexposed as Mel Gibson's or Jude Law's... :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. Ummmm... I missed that one somehow....

...:evilgrin: You really DID take it all off! :woohoo: And PLEASE don't put it all back on...

[ForrestGump]

40. When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's

um...immoral?...or embarrassing, anyway. :blush:

In my defense, after a fair period of abstinence, I was hitting the demon chocolate pretty hard that night.

I don't know what my excuse is today... :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

30. Unfortunately, my

contract with Chippendale's expressly forbids me entering such a contest within the continental United States. :-(

[ForrestGump]

25. I plead

for photos. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. We're working on it.

MAP and I are hashing out the details of a photo contest. :P

[ForrestGump]

39. Please

add me to your panel of judges. :D


Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase??

[miss_american_pie]

11. Present

And ready to serve. :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

14. Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?

:spank:

[miss_american_pie]

17. Absolutely!

:spank: :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. WOOHOO!

:hi: :bounce: :toast: I'm not alone after all! Good to see you, MAP!!!

[miss_american_pie]

18. You too!

:bounce:

I hope you're having a good afternoon. :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Yes...

:hi: The afternoon is better than this morning was. :bounce: Thanks!

[Connonym]

13. I think I might qualify as a Naughty Girl

but I'm not sure if I know exactly what that entails.

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Naughty Girls make Lounge life interesting by...

...posting naughty thoughts and naughty pictures and flirting with Loungers (well, the ones that want to be flirted with, lol!). The trick to all of it is pushing the envelope of DU rules without actually breaking them. Personally, I bend the rules until they scream...but I don't actually break them. :P :evilgrin: Posting fully-clothed yet suggestive pics is a lot of fun.

[ForrestGump]

43. Minor point of order: you forgot the requirement about sending

fully-unclothed suggestive pics to ForrestGump, c/o The GumpBoy Mansion, for vetting.

I mean, it's a new rule for aspiring Naughty Girls, but -- nevertheless -- an important one.




Shoot...it's worth a try....

[joneschick]

21. I do want to be naughty.

teach me O Great One! :bounce:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. OK, you're in!

:hi: :bounce: :toast: :evilgrin: As soon as we have a few more Naughty Girls on our roster, we'll have Naughty Girls 101!!!

Welcome aboard!

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. I have a suggestion for the final exam

It involves me...









...and a cowbell.

[NewWaveChick1981]

91. Hmmmm....

:rofl: I dunno about cowbells... :P What merits do you think cowbells would bring to the final?

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Sign me up!

Your sexy hot-bagel mama right here! :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. You got it, sexy hot-bagel mama!

:hi: :woohoo:

[Writer]

26. Ooooh. Can I be knot-T?

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Come on in and be knot-T with us!

:hi:

[Writer]

32. How wonderful. So...

how do I display my knot-T-ness?

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. MAP and I are working on a photo contest...

...details forthcoming! :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Hey, I'm here.

I haven't been particulary naughty yet today though.

[NewWaveChick1981]

The day is still young...

:hi: Great to see you! :bounce: :toast:

[miss_american_pie]

29. NewWaveChick1981, how are we intitating the newbies?

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. I think a Naughty Photo Contest is in order.

:evilgrin: One that pushes the limits but doesn't break them. Any particular pose come to mind?

[miss_american_pie]

34. Well...

we could continue with derriere week, or maybe something new? Bathing suits? Miniskirts?

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. In keeping with the theme, Derriere Week sounds about right...

:P We'll reserve the other topics for future contests...

[miss_american_pie]

41. Good idea

We'll need to heat up the lounge once the weather tunrs cool. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. Exactly.

:hi: Gotta keep the heat up.... :P

[lildreamer316]

44. Um....yeah.

The stripper wants in, please!!:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

46. Come on in, stripper!

:hi: :evilgrin: You're welcome anytime!

[Guava Jelly]

45. I don't see any naughty girls

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

48. Didn't anyone tell you

you'd go blind? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

51. Blind is good

As long as i can use my hands more :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

53. Oh I just bet

you're good with your hands. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

58. I t sure would be fun practicing!!!

I wonder where i could find a naughty teacher :)

[miss_american_pie]

60. Private tutoring is available

for gifted students. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

63. I would like to think i could make the cut

Do I have to take a test or anything? :)

[miss_american_pie]

67. Oh yes

You must display your extensive knowledge of human anatomy. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

69. Oh I can ace that test!!

And if you need anyone to stay after and bang your eraser's Im your student :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

71. Yes, you seem like the sort

who will need special punishment.

[Guava Jelly]

72. Detention hugh?

I do lack discipline.
Maybe I can bring My pen and write sentences on your Notepad :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Sure you don't.

:rofl: Just wait 'til the pic contest. MAP and I have decided it will stay with the Derierre Week theme. :P :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

54. Map is going to show er butt??

I gotta see this

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. She hasn't confirmed or denied it, but....

...we'll leave it up to her. :P

[miss_american_pie]

57. I am not

It's hazing for the newbies. My Naughty Girl status is not in question. :D

[Guava Jelly]

62. No its not

But anytime there is a hope of seeing your Butt I am on it..(i wish ) :rofl:

[huskerlaw]

47. Oooh! Me! Me!

I'm definitely a Naughty Girl in real life. Not so much here, but I could change that. :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. C'mon in, huskerlaw!

:hi: :bounce: :toast: It's never too late to be naughty in the Lounge!

[nosillies]

52. I'm normally pretty naughty, BUT,

I'm currently pregnant. Nobody wants to see that shit.

But, the bigger the belly gets, the more I talk smack, so I guess it somehow evens out. :D


edit to add: see my avatar -- have been naughty and talking smack from a very young age

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. LOL! Nobody said you couldn't be pregnant and be a Naughty Girl...

:hi: Talking smack is the name of the Naughty Girl game, so feel free! :rofl: :evilgrin:

[mwdem]

59. Can I join?

I can be a bit naughty, even in my middle age!:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Of course!

:hi: :evilgrin: There is no age limit to naughtiness.

[mwdem]

64. Sweeeet!

Naughtiness rullllles!

[NewWaveChick1981]

66. Yes, it does....

:bounce: :woohoo: :toast:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

65. CaliforniaPeggy sounding off......I mean .......you know..........

:bounce: :bounce:

:evilgrin:

Reporting for duty, ma'am!

:rofl: :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

68. Excellent!

:hi: :toast: :party: Always great to have you in the naughty ranks!!!

[Jamastiene]

70. I don't quite know how to clean this up, but yeah,

I'm a naughty naughty gur-ull.

:evilgrin:

I wish we had an adult section so I could really be naughty. I'll be happy to have my :spank: now. }(

[NewWaveChick1981]

73. Naughty is as naughty does...

:evilgrin: I think there used to be no limit on the adult content of Lounge posts, but that changed a couple of years ago. I think that's what Yahoo groups are for.... :P

[Guava Jelly]

75. Do I need to screen any naughty girls?

You know just to see if they are actually naughty :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

76. One correction.

They're naughty because THEY like to be, not because we like them to be. :P

[Guava Jelly]

77. Dude Its called greasing the wheels.

It's part of being a playah
:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

78. Oooh, can I be a naughty girl too?

I'll let you dress me up. :9

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

92. You can be an honorary Naughty Girl as long as we get to do your

hair and makeup. :P

[reyd reid reed]

118. Hmmmmm...

Hair and makeup? I can think of much more interesting things to do to RL.


:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

123. of course. Dress up is fun!

as long as we play undress-up too :evilgrin:

:D

RL

[Guava Jelly]

79. I like Forrest gumps Idea of "Flirt Club"

All sexes welcomed for whatever debauchery we can get away with without locking threads :)

[ThomCat]

81. I thought the lounge already was a Flirt Club.

:9

[blondeatlast]

80. All righty then, I guess I'm in.

I think I can add something to the proceedings! :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

93. Excellent!

:applause: :hi:

[Callalily]

82. Just stopped by

to check in!

[NewWaveChick1981]

94. Good to see you!

:hi: :applause:

[flvegan]

83. Can I join? I'll be the token man, club member ONLY to

give massages, fetch towels. You naughty girls can use and abuse me as you see fit.

Please?

[reformedrepub]

87. WAIT WAIT WAIT

I WANNA BE THE CABANA BOY/MASSAGE THERAPIST....

[reyd reid reed]

95. Hmmmmm

just let me grab my massage candle, darlin', and we'll get the interview *ahem* under way.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

97. Just so happens we have that position open...

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

125. That one and a few more, too...

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

96. I think that calls for making you an honorary Naughty Girl..

:evilgrin: LeftyMom can call the shots... :P

[flvegan]

116. YESSSSSSS!!!

Let's have a pillow fight...in our underwear!

[hotforteacher]

84. *lights a smoke*

I am soooo in here.

And FWIW, weren't there are few folk in here needing corrective measures? I have a *cough-cough* talent for dealing with *cough-cough* people that need...negative attention.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

98. Excellent!

:hi: :evilgrin: Admonishing those that need negative attention is a talent indeed. :P That'll broaden our skill base...

[CottonBear]

85. I'm in.

I have been really, really naughty lately. :evilgrin: ;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

100. Oooh, goodie!

:evilgrin: The naughtier, the better.

[haf216]

86. I'm game.

I'll try (almost) anything once.














Edited because it's way to early to type!

[Guava Jelly]

88. I am sure when the Naughty Girls wake up

You will be in like flynt!!
I think they were probably up late being Naughty.
:evilgrin:

[CottonBear]

124. I was up late being naughty

and I had a damn good time! :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

101. Ah, a girl after my own heart....

:evilgrin: I've always said I'll try anything once and if I don't like it, I'll stop. Fact is, though, I never disliked anything.... :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

89. Here, here!

*pants* God, I'm late to the party. :( :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

102. NGIT!!!! Good to see you!

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

90. Present

And at least partially accounted for



:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

99. Damn woman!

Hubba hubba. :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

103. Naughty, naughty, naughty!

:evilgrin: And by that I mean, HOT MAMA!!!! :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

115. like drool

:)

[Guava Jelly]

129. Right click save as Wallpaper

:evilgrin:

I am still waiting for the butt fairy :)

[Mutley]

104. I'm here!

Who's ready to play?

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

105. Yay, mutley!

:hi: :evilgrin: Ready when you are!

[Mutley]

106. Oh, I'm Always ready.

:D

:hi:

How ya doing today?

edit: btw... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5597235&mesg_id=5611917

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

107. SeattleGirl, checking in!

[reyd reid reed]

108. w00t!!!

Hooray!!!

(I want a pair of boots like that...damn...mine aren't nearly that...well...That)

[In_The_Wind]

109. The Hoochie Mama is here!

[reyd reid reed]

110. Hooray!!!!

Let the fun begin. Now all we need are some victi....errrr...volunteers.

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

119. The volunteers had better have lots of stamina!

[u4ic]

111. Present, in all her naughtiness!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

113. Now we can REALLY get the party started...

u4ic Brought it!

:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

117. Let's get the FIRE started

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

121. Uh huh

Fire's good. 'cause if it's hot enough...




Of course, he could light one or two...

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

112. Well I don't know...

...if I'm a naughty girl already, or if I need to apply for the title...:evilgrin: :P

[reyd reid reed]

114. Once a Naughty Girl, always a Naughty Girl

Some things never change.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

120. We all know I'm naughty

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

122. This is gonna be Good...

We've seen your homework.

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

126. Well, I hate to be left out of group activities......

Sooooo :bounce:

I'm a naughty girl too!!! :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

127. I heard that a few Naughty Girls may be present?

:evilgrin:

[speedoo]

128. Naughty Girls!!! Would you like another "victim"?

POOL BOY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX6IHNcxf-o

:woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo:

You like???

[Guava Jelly]

130. I guess I am just to homely to flirt with!

sniff sniff..
Yup no naughty girls wanna talk to ol ugly gopsux :(