A little Eddie (Izzard) in the night (get yer humor break right here...)

[Shakespeare]

physics, pavlov's dog and other ramblings....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spY1PVZ0_x4&mode=related&search=

[GCP]

1. I still love "Cake or Death"?

Cake please
We're out of cake

[buddhamama]

2. Jeff the God of Hairdos

Cake or Death?

[Shakespeare]

3. No, Simon is the God of Hairdos.

Jeff is the God of Biscuits.

"I was on the moon! With Steve!"

[buddhamama]

4. i wrote Jeff originally

then changed it. thanks. "did i leave the gas on?" "no, i'm a fucking squirrel".

edited for misquote

[Shakespeare]

5. Just for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGirG7iqXX0

Did I leave the gas on?

[buddhamama]

6. cool.

thank you. it has been a while since i've watched it. i should give it a go. tonight, maybe.

[Jamastiene]

7. Ciao.

Cake and tea or death.
The monkey is on the branch.
The rat is under the table.
First there was straw henge and wood henge.
Building a henge are you?
It's not much farther is it? I've forgotten where I live now. Bloody hell. I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here.
I've seen the plans. It looks marvelous. No, no, move that one and that one. Switch those two.
Row, you bastards.
It's ok if they kill their own people.
We've been trying to do that for years.
If you kill one or two people, it's bad, but if you kill millions, we say "very well done."
Go Shaggy. Go Scooby. Scrappy, a magnum.
She played splashy splashy. I thought hell, I'll splashy splashy back. And then I swam all the way back to camp.
We are going to clean your windows.
In America, you can say you are going to go around putting babies on spikes and they'll tell you, "Go then, put babies on spikes." In England, they'll tell you "Scale it down a bit. You're British."
There are only two positions when you are snowboarding, cool and dead.
Helga, wake up. I've invented a maneuver.
We are restoring this building to the way it was over FIF-TY years ago.
Might want to build that castle a bit bigger. They actually have them here.
Hello, Svendon. Gonna need a bigger ladder, but I can see the tops of the houses.













I love Eddie Izzard.

[Jamastiene]

8. Ciao.

Cake and tea or death.
The monkey is on the branch.
The rat is under the table.
First there was straw henge and wood henge.
Building a henge are you?
It's not much farther is it? I've forgotten where I live now. Bloody hell. I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here.
I've seen the plans. It looks marvelous. No, no, move that one and that one. Switch those two.
Row, you bastards.
It's ok if they kill their own people.
We've been trying to do that for years.
If you kill one or two people, it's bad, but if you kill millions, we say "very well done."
Go Shaggy. Go Scooby. Scrappy, a magnum.
She played splashy splashy. I thought hell, I'll splashy splashy back. And then I swam all the way back to camp.
We are going to clean your windows.
In America, you can say you are going to go around putting babies on spikes and they'll tell you, "Go then, put babies on spikes." In England, they'll tell you "Scale it down a bit. You're British."
There are only two positions when you are snowboarding, cool and dead.
Helga, wake up. I've invented a maneuver.
We are restoring this building to the way it was over FIF-TY years ago.
Might want to build that castle a bit bigger. They actually have them here.
Hello, Svendon. Gonna need a bigger ladder, but I can see the tops of the houses.













I love Eddie Izzard.

[Jamastiene]

9. Kicking for the Night Crowd.

Night all.

[mduffy31]

10. Are you Jeff Vader?

[deadparrot]

11. "We're building a Henge..."

:D

[Shakespeare]

12. One of the biggest henges in the WORLD.

Nobody knows what the fuck a henge is.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I've got 'Dress to Kill' in the bedroom

From Netflix. Gonna watch it tonight. :bounce:



And Engelbert Humperdinck! Yes, he was the man. That's not his real name; he's from Britain, but that's not his name. There's very few Humperdincks in Britain. He was born Gerry Dorsey, not Engelbert Humperdinck. His parents were not Mr. and Mrs. Humperdinck. They never said,

"What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school?"

“We shall call him Engelbert!"

"Good, that'll work!"

No, his name was Gerry Dorsey, and he released songs as Gerry Dorsey, songs such as ( mumbles ) which didn't work ‘cause nobody could hear what he was saying. And then his managers, obviously, said, "We're going to change your name, Gerry! It's the name that's the problem." And his name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through.

"Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! Slut Bunwalla!"

"What?!"

"All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle..."

"No, Gerry Dorsey, I like Gerry Dorsey!"

"No, we can't do it... Who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck…"

"No, no, go back one. Go back one. "Engelbert Humperdinck." That's it."



"In heels, as well!

[Shakespeare]

14. Olbermann did the Englebert Humperdink bit verbatim last week.

Yet one more reason to really, really like Olbermann.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. That bit just destroys me

The names he comes up with! Klingybun Fistelvase. :rofl:

[Shakespeare]

16. Slutbunwalla is my personal favorite. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Yeah?

Do you have a flag?

[Shakespeare]

18. We don't need a bloody flag, we LIVE here!

No flag, no country--ya can't have one.

[haf216]

19. He is so funny. I love his stuff!

[Jokerman]

20. Eddie rules and Pavlov's cat is hilarious!

God sounds just like James Mason.

Thanks!

[FedUpWithIt All]

21. Yummm...Eddie Izzard. :D n/t