Your nightmare double feature? Mine: Titanic and The English Patient

[Faygo Kid]

Tried to watch some of Titanic tonight, to see if it was as bad as I remembered it. It was worse. That and The English Patient would be my nightmare, roast in hell double feature. Yours?

[eyesroll]

1. Oh, dear god, that would be awful.

I think I'll go with a bad science-fiction sequel double-feature theme.

Matrix Reloaded and Star Trek Nemesis.

[LiberalVoice]

2. Beaches and any movie with Cher in it.

I get chills just thinking about it! *brrrrrrr*

[eileen_d]

3. You hit the nail on the head

and all "target-hitting" related cliches to that effect.

I actually *did* sit through the English Patient but will NEVER sit through the Titanic if I can help it. The only thing that could have made Titanic a more repelling prospect for me would be if Michael Douglas was in it.

[CO Liberal]

4. "The George W. Bush Story" & "The Toby Keith Story"

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[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. Bingo! I would falter under torture if forced to watch those films

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine had to sit through "The English Patient" a SECOND time because she lied to Peterman that she hadn't seen it. She had exactly my reaction to the movie. I LOATHED it.

[cjm2222]

6. Mine would be

a Canadian film called "Perfect Pie"---hideous, hideous. Stay away. If you see it advertised, run in fear. Also, "Grace of My Heart". Hated the film...just hated it.

[CanuckAmok]

7. Moulin Rouge and Doom Generation

[AfroLib]

8. The Birth of a Nation followed by Corvette Summer

At least The Birth of the Nation didn't have that ugly car.

[nostamj]

9. the "musical" nightmare....

A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC and MAME (added feature: A CHORUS LINE)

enough to put you on Ibsen and Shaw for a decade

[pansypoo53219]

10. i had it on a plane trip from stockholm and NO i did not buy the earphones

and it looked STUPID. lady neck to me all tears.

and WORSE, months later while visiting a relative in Boulder, we went to a supermarket and i was accosted my a older man dressed up like a captain selling the video.
when i finally saw it parts by parts on cable, it was unbearably stupid.
i will never ever ever watch any oscars again. best director MY ASS. WHERE WERE THE MUTTON CHOPS?? MUSTACHES??? BEARDS??? fooey.

[Blade]

11. "Strange Brew" and "Glitter"...

the madness.........THE MADNESS!!!!!!

[AlFrankenFan]

12. Ugh

"The Reagans" and "Legally Blonde"