Funniest Infomercial Ever!!! "The Turbo Stroker!!!!!"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

:spray:

OMG, I am fucking dying. I don't even know how or where they would even show that on tv. I don't even think I can post it on DU, even though it was on Salon.com

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Okay, I can't resist. This is not really work safe, although it contains no nudity or actual sex.

http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/ads/2006/08/29/stroker/index.html

[bertha katzenengel]

1. I don't know what's werider: That thing, or that I watched the video.

:blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. The women are so matter of fact about it.

"And guys you know you need a little bit of lubrication, so we recommend you use it."

[bertha katzenengel]

3. Oh, yeah!

"hits all the right spots" :rofl:

this gold medal dyke was half shuddering, half :rofl:

okay, 1/3, 1/3, and 1/3 :blush:

[meegbear]

4. They have different 800 numbers for the men and women to use to order

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yeah, I found that very weird, too.

Sex chat while buying your sex toys?

:shrug:

[bridgit]

6. "Men." "Voila." "I know." ".. and when you turn on...'the stroker'...

"...you're going to see the pearl beads that are just going to stroke...up & down...your shaft..." these women have added an entirely new upper, higher, enlightened level to broadcast professionalism EXCELLENT!!!

"Nice, soft jelly lips..." :spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[Maine-ah]

7. hey, don't forget those jelly lips

pulsate as the pearls move up and down, creating a suction action....




roflmao, ibtl....:rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Yup. When a man can't get a real life, get a plastic fantastic one!

The sad part is, no doubt I qualify as being victim to my own sardonic joke too. Meah, whatever. :rofl:



IBTL!

[ganeshji]

9. eewww!

I called my husband in to look at this and he was already familiar with it and it's stimulating action. Guess that is what happened to the strand of pearls that I lost!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I was aware of these products, such as the Fleshlight but...

it was surprising to see they had an infomercial. I'd love to see if there was an infomercial for the rabbit, except that would be a rotating shaft filled with pearls.

[rug]

11. But is it dishwasher safe?

[bridgit]

12. can it be blown dry...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. ...

:spank:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Unfortunately, battery-powered or plug-in toys aren't. nt

[rug]

15. Just as well. Wouldn't want that next to my creamer in the dishwasher.

[bridgit]

16. you're buying an inferior grade of product dear, any 'toy' worth any...

attention will be able to sustain no-less than a liquid of some kind shall we say :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Well, they withstain liquid, just not the rinse cycle in the dishwasher.