Favorite republican pop Christmas songs

[Elwood P Dowd]

I’m Dreaming Of An Orange Christmas

I’ll Be Homeless For Christmas

Iraqing Around The Christmas Tree

Winter Wonderland Of Money

Let It Snow (Dubya’s favorite song in the 70s)

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (favorite for Repub lobbyists)

Silent Night (Favorite song of our media)

I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas For White Folks

The Little Dummer Boy (They won’t say it to his face)


I’m sure you guys can come up with a bunch more.

Merry Christmas,

Elwood

[eileen_d]

1. It's a Patriot Act Christmas in the Homeland!

"He sees you when you're sleeping!
He knows when you're awake!"

etc. etc.

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. Good One!

He knows when you've been bad or good
so vote republican for goodness sake.

You better watch out. You better not lie
I'm telling you why, Patriot Act is coming to town.

[Kat 333]

3. All I Want For Christmas Is A Barrel Of Oil

I'll NOT Be Home For Christmas

The Chimp-munk Song

Happy Christmas (War Is Over)
Opppppps Never Mind

It's Beginning To Look Alot Like Nam

Missiles and Holly

[Dover]

4. Oh come all ye wealthy! Wealthy and triumphant......

Have a Holy Roller's Christmas, it's the best time of the year...

I'll be in Iraq for Christmas, you can count on Rummy...

"F-you" to the world, George Bush has come, let earth receive it's king....

The first oil well,
the Iraqi's did say
you are stealing our resources
in fields where it lay....

I saw Clinton "kissing" Monica
Underneath his office desk last night...

[Spirochete]

5. Jingle bell

jingle bell, jingle bell Iraq

God rest ye wealthy gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay
You know that good old Diebold will come through on election day...

[Dover]

6. Jingle bell Iraq?

......

[jobycom]

7. Good King George-is-boss.

[Faygo Kid]

8. Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful.
But global warming is desirable.
And since we claim we don't know,
Let it go, let it go, let it go.
When you finally kiss your butts goodbye,
Halliburton will roll in the dough,
And if third world kids should die,
None of us rich guys will mourn!

[SoCalDem]

9. The republican chorale dressed in their robes,will sing old favorites like

The Old Flaming Cross