Gather round kiddies, it's Human Sexuality homework time again!

[LeftyMom]

Tonight's lesson, Sexual Arousal and Response, is brought to you by the letter O and the numbers 6 and 9.

So what are tonight's questions?

[miss_american_pie]

1. LOL

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Where do babies come from?

[bridgit]

3. cabbage patches...

[LeftyMom]

5. The uterus

by way of the vagina.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. How long...........

Until this gets locked!

:rofl: :rofl:

:yourock:

[LeftyMom]

6. So far I've done a thread twice a week with no lock.

This is a serious subject of academic inquiry. It's not my fault all of you people are peverts. O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Hey I'm a pervert, not a pevert!

:eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

7. Won't Satan smite thee?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

8. I am so far unscorched

and I've posted much worse.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Man, I need to take a Human Sexuality course sometime.

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. And I know just who you want to teach it to you!

But I won't name any names!

:rofl:

On edit: incomprehensible phrase due to missing word, dammit......

[ZombieNixon]

13. Oh, I'd...um...be the...teacher in...those situations.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

11. last week's homework was a gentital self exam

I was like "Hey! I already know what I look like! Hell, I have pictures!"

Needless to say, I'm getting an A in this class. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. That's homework I would actually do.

In fact, I already do my homework almost every day.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Alright, what are the five stages of the sexual response cycle?

And what occurs as part of the final stage in males that (if memory serves me correctly) does not occur in females? (Or at least does not occur to such an extent.)

Extra credit: What does this enable females to accomplish that men have a much harder time acomplishing?

[LeftyMom]

15. I assume you're asking about the Masters and Johnson model.

Both men and women experience excitement, plateau, orgasm and resolution. Men also have the refractory period.

extra credit: multiple orgasm

[ghostsofgiants]

16. And your extra credit?

(And yeah, I was going to name the researchers, but couldn't remember their names, and my text book is not with me at the moment, haha.)

[LeftyMom]

17. Edited in

It wasn't up when I started my answer.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Yeah, I didn't think of it until after I posted.

Well done, haha.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. Hey! I can answer that!

(Extraneous research, and all that good Wikipedia stuff....)

:P

None of the research practical, of course.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

19. I can't believe you're taking this class.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LeftyMom]

20. So far, I could teach this class

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Somehow I'm not surprised...

:P

[Deja Q]

24. I ought to be taking that class.

If anybody around here is undereducated, it's me. :rofl:

[ThomCat]

25. I took that class back in college.

And somehow the teacher managed to make most of it very, very boring. :boring:

Though, the film "1000 Penises" was kind of interesting. :)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. Was that seriously a film?

*sits up, looks intrigued*

:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

27. Yes. There is a companion film

called "1000 Vaginas." The prof. showed those films at the beginning of the semester to get everyone over any shyness they might have about seeing and discussing genitalia.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

28. Wow.

:rofl::rofl:

And what college was this at? *gets out sheet of paper and pencil*

[ThomCat]

29. State University of New York at Buffalo.

Though I'll bet the films are probably online someplace by now. :7

My baby sister now goes to school there. I don't think she's found that particular class yet. :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

30. Why don't you direct her in that direction?

:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

31. She needs no direction from me on this subject.

She's a bit more adventurous than I was at her age. And I'm sure she'll find it on her own.

I'm just waiting for the call. "Did they have this class back when you were here?"

[WritingIsMyReligion]

32. And you can give her all the details...

;)

[ThomCat]

33. I'll send her my notes.

She'll be scandalized! :rofl: