Yay! It's New Movie Monday on Lifetime!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

There's nothing like a good Lifetime movie, especially if it stars Molly Ringwald.

A perfect follow-up to watching Olbermann, who I have a total intellectual crush on.

[Sugar Smack]

1. Haruka! GET IN BED!

Brush your teeth! Get your pajamas on! Set your alarm! Am I going to have to kick your ass? Molly Ringwald will be there tomorrow! What am I gonna do with you? :spank:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I'm already in bed, Sugar Smack.

Please keeping spanking me though. Feel free to punish me as you see fit.

[Sugar Smack]

5. Molly Ringwald's going to turn your brain to mush.

I don't care if she's "pretty in pink" or "wild" about "horses" or that she's got Bender trapped in a closet while she applies lipstick from her bra. SHE USES THE WORD "DADDY" LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE.

PS-:spank: :spank: :spank: :beer:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. She hasn't said Daddy in this movie.

This movie is pretty funny actually.

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Sugar Smack]

8. Not YET. If Molly's pouting she's going to say "daddy". I'll bet you

sixteen bucks. No, I'll bet you sixteen candles. }( Hah! Haha!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. You're on!

However, now you need to watch the movie too or else I could lie and say she never said daddy.

[Sugar Smack]

13. I'm so fucking WEAK. I loathe myself sometimes.

*goes to turn on TV* At least it's not ABC.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. You're just weak to my ways...

As for it not being ABC, I'm sure somebody in GD will find some politically motivated reason to yell at Lifetime viewers.

[Sugar Smack]

15. OMG, she looks pretty good in this one.

Even if she's finding every excuse in the world to pout. Holy shit! "Even if you're the one dusting his muffin?" Mee-owww! :D :D :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. "You have no idea who you're dealing with you warped little tramp."

[Sugar Smack]

19. I mean, she looks a little like Scully here!

:bounce: But that's not going to stop me from setting my alarm and brushing my teeth.


:o :D :smoke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Yeah, you're totally stoned.

Aside from the red hair, she does not look a little like Scully. Plus she sounds like an idiot (how is she a lawyer?) and Scully always sounds smart.

[Sugar Smack]

22. I LOVE SCULLY! She's the best character in modern sci-fi and

beautiful to boot. Scully's great! "I believe", really! :D Stoned? If only!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Hey, the movie on tommorow night has...

the guy that played Krychek and not only does Jason Priestly act in it, but he directed it!

I think I'm going to have to tape it, because "Kiss Tommorow Goodbye" conflicts with that hostage negotiater show on Fox.

[Sugar Smack]

50. And Jason Priestly + Luke Perry =

Total chaos!! :woohoo:

[RetroLounge]

3. Oh Man...

Haruka, Sugar and Molly in the same thread?

The fantasy boggles...

:evilgrin:

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. It doesn't take much for you, does it?

I love it when Sugar spanks me.

[RetroLounge]

6. Not when you are involved...

:hi:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

9. You aren't watching Lifetime With Molly are you?

I'm drilling holes in my paddle.

[RetroLounge]

16. "drilling holes in my paddle"

is that what you call it? Sounds nasty...

:rofl:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

18. *shrug* Hits the fanny harder.

:rofl: Anyway, I imagine you're on more than a nodding acquaintance with one of those.

[RetroLounge]

26. Damn, my secret is out.

Thank you ma'am, may I have another?

:spank:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

27. Yeah-

:spank: and :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

29. Yum, I think I'm in love...

or at least DU Lust... :evilgrin:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

42. O, there's nothing wrong with that. I LIKE you! You smell of books.

:* :* :* :* :*

[RetroLounge]

49. My secret colonge.

Eau De FirstEditionSignedWithDustJacket...

While wearing it, I seem to attract Librarians like this...



RL

[Jamastiene]

10. I want to see that LMN movie with that Keyes woman in it.

Damn my memory. I can't remember the name of it, but it looks really suspenseful. Molly Ringwald is cute. I like her too, but we only have LMN, not Lifetime. :(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. She looks the same as she did in the Brat pack movies...

except 20lbs heavier.

I'm actually a fan of Ally Sheedy myself. High Art decided that for me.

[Avalux]

21. Lifetime movies are DANGEROUS.

I'll be aimlessly surfing and end up on that channel, then get sucked in by a perfectly awful movie and before I know it I'll have watched the whole thing. What's up with that???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. My sister & I once watched four Lifetime movies in one day.

It was insane.

[Avalux]

24. I think I might have done that too -

glad I'm not the only one. Do you remember the one with Jane Seymour as a black widow type? That one was especially riveting. :yoiks:


:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

30. OK, do you remember Mary Tyler Moore in

"Like Mother Like Son: The Strange Story of Sante and Kenny Kimes"?

*runs screaming*

[Avalux]

34. Yes!! Or how about the one with Valerie Bertinelli -

She was married to an abusive husband and his mom was nutty and Valerie tried to get away and he came after her. I was really scared watching that one. :scared:

[Sugar Smack]

40. Or the one with Meredith Baxter-Birney where she was misunderstood

and then imprisoned? And, to my understanding, a mother? :o

[Avalux]

43. Oh - and wasn't there one with a mother who tried to poison her daughter -

I think it was Judith Light from Who's the Boss? She was one nasty, evil mother. :scared:

I could do this all night, lol, but gotta run. It's been fun. :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

47. JUDITH LIGHT. OMG

You're so funny! But sleep well tonight. Get on your jammies & have sweet dreams. :hug: :yourock: THANK you for that.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Or the one where the minister brings a stranger home to live in the church

and the wife thinks it's a bad idea, but then she starts having an affair with him. Then, it turns out that she had been raped by her father and forced to have the baby that she gave up for adoption and the guy living in the church basement claims to be her son & tries to swindle the church out of $50,000 but then it turns out her minister husband set up the whole thing so he can marry the woman he's having an affair with...

I won't tell you the climatic ending though.

[Sugar Smack]

51. Or Farrah Fawcet as Diane Downs in "Small Sacrifices"

OH, Jeebus! :scared: Or Meredith Baxter-Birney as Betty Broderick!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Or Farrah Fawcet as Frannie in "Silk Hope"

Driving those baby pigs around in her beater car so she could be a pig farmer.

[Sugar Smack]

53. Or Suzanne Sommers in "No Laughing Matter", the

alcoholic mother of a very confused & frustrated boy. :o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Or Gina Gershon in "Borderline" who is driven insane by the criminally

insane people she works with.

[Sugar Smack]

25. Confession:

I did that with LMN. For a month. :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Confession:

I said I did it with my sister once. I've watched that many Lifetime movies solo an absurd amount of times.

[Sugar Smack]

35. Confession:

I had a pint of Ben & Jerry's in one hand and a stick of butter in the other.

[Richardo]

55. .

[Sugar Smack]

57. Richardo, you crack me up.

:rofl: :pals:

[Richardo]

58. Always teh fun, SS

:pals:

[Avalux]

36. Confession:

I'll get stuck there on a Saturday afternoon, knowing I have better things to do and before I know it - 3 or 4 hours of my day - gone! And people wondering where I am, what I'm doing....I don't dare tell them! :o

[Sugar Smack]

37. Confession:

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. :rofl: :patriot: :loveya: :pals:

[Avalux]

38. lol!

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Confession:

I tell them usually. Yesterday, I didn't tell my friends why I was late to the bar for the start of the Giants-Eagles game. If you're going to a bar to watch football, it's best to leave Lifetime movies out of the whole thing.

[Avalux]

41. true -

best to keep it to yourself, unless you were watching a Lifetime movie about football....wait a minute... :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

44. Oh, THAT one, the one about the football players and the mentally-

challenged girl. *showing suceptibility to LMN* :yoiks:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. OMG! There's a Lifetime movie message board!

http://boards.lifetimetv.com/WebX?[e-mail]5I.0@.ee6c0ff

And I would have never suspected the ending in this.

"Can people change? Not everyone, but I proved I can and that made it all worthwhile. *Molly Ringwald pouts and waves* Thanks."

[Sugar Smack]

48. OMG, how could you hook me up with that?

I am Jack's wasted life. (Fight Club for testosterone)

:rofl: I am so bookmarking this thread.

[bridgit]

28. is that even possible, maybe i should stop watching 'the thin man'...

series, bogart, claudette colbert, etc & give it a try :bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. It is on weekends.

[bridgit]

33. ah yes, the weekends, i remember those...

[Sugar Smack]

56. .

:D