LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:10 PM
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I hearby bequeath my Toyota Corolla to Midlodemocrat |
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Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 01:10 PM by LynneSin
This is, of course, if I happen to kick the bucket for the spinach I ate at lunchtime. I'm guessing I'm pretty much a goner because that's all the news talks about.
In return Midlo has promised to take in my cats Abbott & Evita and give them the good life they have come to expect.
Of course if I happen to survive the Spinach incident then we will revert back to my normally scheduled parting of the goods
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:11 PM
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1. can we make some quick trades on Fantasy Football? |
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If you start feeling queasy just give me your whole team. :D
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LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:12 PM
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3. Sure - you can have Donovan McNabb |
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he's having a great season. Rest of the team probably ain't that good though.
My stomach is churning a bit but I'll let you know when the attacks start
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LSK
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:13 PM
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5. cool!!! Then I can sit McNabb behind Brady |
LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:14 PM
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7. Check the rankings- McNabb is #2 for fantasy football players |
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For some bizarre reason the Baltimore Defense is ranked #1
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Midlodemocrat
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:11 PM
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2. YAY!!!! Now I don't have to buy that rotten kid a car!! |
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Yippee!!!
Not that I want you to expire, LynneSin. This is purely an economic delight. I will, of course, attend the funeral in black and sob the loudest.
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LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:12 PM
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4. This is only for spinach related deaths |
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everything else I told my nephew he could have my car
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Midlodemocrat
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:14 PM
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6. But, my odds are great! With the rate the e-coli is spreading, |
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I really, really stand a chance!!!!
Not that I want you to expire LynneSin.
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LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:16 PM
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8. Well I have leftovers of the chicken in my fridge |
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It's a really great recipe - lots of garlic, oregano, lemon juice, olive oil! And after about 40 minutes in the oven you take out the chicken and toss in a bag of spinach underneath the chicken (and then put the chicken back into the pan) and add Asaigo Cheese overtop. Cook for another 10 minutes and you're done
Yummy!!
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:16 PM
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9. I'm really sorry for your loss LynneSin... |
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Being well aware you aren't gone yet, but, I wanted to beat the rush.
;(
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taterguy
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Tue Sep-19-06 03:14 PM
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10. Doesn't Toyota advertise on ABC? |
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Ditch the car now. You'll never be able to drive ABC bankrupt if you keep using products that advertise on that network
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LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 03:47 PM
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11. Anything I have purchased under the influence of ABC before that docucrap |
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doesn't count
Anyhow, oddly enough I blocked out all those channels and realized that I hardly watch anything on ABC. I don't even watch ESPN - I can get that information from the internet.
The only real sacrifice I'm making is I will no longer be watching "Lost". Anyhow, those TV shows with the weird plots usually starts to grow stale after 3 seasons (ie - Twin Peaks)
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Tue Sep-19-06 03:54 PM
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12. Enjoy your SAAB or Peugeot |
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Off the top of my head those are the only cars that don't advertise on ABC and you're gonna have to replace your car eventually.
I don't have a good enough cable package to get ESPN so I'm joining your boycott without even trying
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LynneSin
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Tue Sep-19-06 04:06 PM
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13. Yes but it's a Toyota and only have 50k miles |
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And those things will last up to 200k and I only put about 12k a year on my car. So factoring in those numbers (and provided I keep my car in good shape) I might have that car for another 12.5 years until I replace it.
And in our family, we keep cars until they die
By then American Airlines will have discovered a new form of transportation that will replace the use of everyday cars. And since we know American is planning on pulling their ads from ABC I'll be safe
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