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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 02:25 PM
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Truth is stranger than fiction...
Forgive me if this has been posted already....I checked and didn't see anything.

Man has sex with hedgehog

A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.

Zoran Nikolovic — dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle — claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks.

The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006430098,00.html
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 02:27 PM
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1. IBTL
Sorry, couldn't even get past the word "hedgehog." Ick.
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 03:50 PM
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6. IBTL?
I've heard that before, but I don't remember what it means.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 02:28 PM
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2. A hedgehog?
IBTL
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 02:31 PM
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3. Really!
Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 02:31 PM by pdx_prog
They're not even cute.....lol
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 03:17 PM
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4. Excellent use of the word "prick(s)"!
Poor guy...

:rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 03:18 PM
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5. "Mr Jiggywinkle"?!?
:rofl:
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