Domestic Spys Needed.....

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Now YOU can help protect America from the comfort of your own home. Simply enter the names of suspicious persons, and Super Spy-O-Matic instantly cross-references NSA domestic phone, e-mail, travel and banking databases to expose shockingly seditious behavior and attitudes!


http://www.superspyomatic.us/

[evlbstrd]

1. So,

what's it pay?

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4. shhhhh?

[otherlander]

2. Here's what it's telling me....

George Bush's Social Security number is 593-30-2994.


This is fun! :evilgrin: If only it were true...

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7. I got for George W. Bush:

George W. Bush thinks EGYPTIAN cotton kicks American cotton's ass.

[Redstone]

3. Well, it's pretty accurate. I got:

"RT Redstone thinks that captured terrorist masterminds should be imprisoned at Club Med."

Yup. It would be MUCH worse than Gitmo, because they'd have all that bikinied babelicitude to look at, but not be able to get to.

Hey, that's the reason I never go to the beach. It really IS torture.

Redstone

[GOPisEvil]

5. Lock me up!!!! Throw away the key!!!

"GOPisEvil once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van."



:rofl:

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6. For Democratic Underground it sez:

Instead of singing the Star-Spangled Banner at baseball games, Democratic Undergound mumbles the lyrics to "Kumbaya."

:evilgrin:

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8. Sez this for George H.W. Bush too

Oh dear :shrug:

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9. Condi...

Condelezza Rice used to have a "Support the Troops" magnetic car ribbon, but took it off.

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10. Catchawave...oh my...

catchawave bedazzles anti-war quilts.
Well, I did DO two anti-war protests this past year.

This is !!series!! stuff :D

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11. elad !

elad caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath

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12. EarlG

earlg self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.

LOLOLOL...have fun DUers :hi:

[meow2u3]

13. I typed in Bill Frist, and I got this:

After defecating, Bill Frist uses little American flags as toilet paper!

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14. William Pitt....

William Pitt once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van.

It's sorta mo' fun using DUer names too :bounce:

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15. California Peggy...

California Peggy prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to all-American Lipton onion dip.