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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:05 PM
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Man, this coffee is strong enough to cure bladder infections
Yowza. When you make a batch that's too strong do you suffer through it? Or do you chuck it and make another?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:07 PM
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1. play through the pain, boss.
chew 25 times before swallowing.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:10 PM
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4. The head of my journalism department used to tell us
"You gotta be able to walk on it to call it coffee."
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:07 PM
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2. I think I've given myself some pretty bad heartburn b/c of my coffee
I would triple or quad-strength it-- and I've been having a racing heart and bad heartburn.
Maybe I should cut back...
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:08 PM
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3. if you cut back, the terrorists win.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:11 PM
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5. I know
:(

It's a difficult delima...it's so tasty and wakes me up, but why does it need to make my heart race and give me heartburn?

BTW, I'll never go decaf-- that's just un-American.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:13 PM
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6. the palpitations and acid means its working.
i just keep pouring the black stuff on top of my ulcer to cool the fire.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:15 PM
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7. You didn't pee in it beforehand. I hope?
:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:18 PM
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8. I've never made a batch that's too strong, because there's no such thing!
Yeah, I just drink it.

If it's really too nasty for you, you can dilute it, you know.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:19 PM
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9. Bah! Then I'd be letting it win.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:38 PM
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10. That's the coffee-drinkin' spirit!
Just keep a blunt object handy in case
it tries to crawl off on its own and
you need to beat it back into the cup.

Some varieties need more convincing than others!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:40 PM
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11. LOL n/t
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:43 PM
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12. Perhaps you should balance it out with a big spinach salad,
with a couple of raw eggs on top...

(And when the coffee's too strong I don't "chuck it" - I chuck it at the person who made it, and demand another pot right quick... :mad: )
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