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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:45 PM
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Poll question: Our Waitress ________! ( fill in the blank)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:46 PM
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1. ...did not wash her hands.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 02:29 PM
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8. Not quite getting the whole rhyming thing, are you?
:P
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:47 PM
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2. Placed us by the fish tank.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:49 PM
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3. Made me have a wank.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:50 PM
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4. forced your hand, did she?
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 02:28 PM
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7. I'm telling!
Last I checked, your fabulous wife was not working as a waitress. Have you been naughty? ;-)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 02:30 PM
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9. Please don't ask if I've been "naughty".
I'd hate to need to hide your thread.

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 01:56 PM
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5. is pretty swank.
I really have never had a bad experience with a waitress or waiter.

For instance, this morning at Standee's for breakfast, said hardworking waitress was attentive, brought the order VERY quickly as always, and kept that coffee coming. And she was given a rather nice tip for good service. :-)
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FoxOnTheRun Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 02:03 PM
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6. is not my mistress
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 02:47 PM
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10. Isn't laughing all the way to the bank.
:(
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 03:25 PM
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11. was dressed like a complete skank... n/t
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 08:53 PM
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12. Define "skank"
}(
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 09:31 PM
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15. Fishnets...tube top...you know the drill....
:evil grin:
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Wilber_Stool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-23-06 09:33 PM
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13. Has a tit named
Brenda.
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mockmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 12:38 AM
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14. Held
the chicken sandwich between her knees.
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