Somewhere a scientist is working on a way to cause...

[JVS]

human beings to excrete crude oil instead of normal feces. This treatment will be performed on our huge incarcerated population who will be chained up in their cells being forced to consume huge quantities of milk, meat, produce, and other foodstuffs that have just expired in order to create a veritable title wave of oil.

[lildreamer316]

1. A bit matrix-ish vision there.

Interesting idea....scary.

[Nikia]

2. No, but they are trying to turn feces into oil

After it has left a person. While I think that it is a good idea, I don't think that you really could get much more than you put in. While it might be efficient to use feces for energy instead of flushing them down the toilet or burying it, it wouldn't be efficient to overfeed people in order to make energy this way.

[HEyHEY]

3. McDonalds

[graywarrior]

4. Aren't they trying using dogshit in England?

[HEyHEY]

5. No, just english cuisine- it's an easy mistake to make.

[graywarrior]

6. Bwahahahahaha