Bill Clinton's letter to Chris Wallace:

[trof]

Dear Chris,

As I had anticipated, the interview we taped on Saturday for Sunday broadcast was both stimulating and enlightening. It was great fun.
For both of us I hope.

Enclosed please find your ass.
I meant to hand it to you immediately following the taping, but what with one thing and another it just slipped my mind.
My most sincere apologies.
I guess age is taking its toll.

You will find that the anus is a bit larger than the one you had when you were last connected to your ass.
Actually, it's a brand new one.
I tore it myself.

Look on the bright side.
If you've had any hemorrhoid problems in the past, I'm confident you will not in the future.

Call me next time you're up in Harlem. I know a great place for ribs.

Cordially,
Bill Clinton



:-)

[av8rdave]

1. I love it!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Haole Girl]

2. lol

That's funny!

[Jamastiene]

3. Kicked and Recommended.

:rofl:

[trof]

5. Oh dear. 3 recs on a LOUNGE thread. I'm honored.

Thanks.

[rug]

4. Wallace to Clinton:

Please, don't come any closer, you're pointing at me! Help, Tony!

[AussieDave]

6. What a hoot - thanks for sharing it

Sums it all up - what a pity all the 'wingers will be in total denial and are STILL congratulating Wallace on provoking Big Dawg into pointing his finger and being so RUDE........

I wonder how Mike Wallace feels about his son......


(BTW - rec number 4)

[hickman]

14. Chris Wallace was raised by William A. Leonard

A CBS president. Probably a Reagen guy. Chrissy didn't meet his father Mike Wallace till he was in his teens.

edit for I forgot the H in chrissy.

[TheMightyFavog]

7. Can I get links to the video?

I've been looking for it, but Faux has browbeat YouTube into pulling down every clip that is posted.

[trof]

8. Here it is: (thanks to thinkprogress.org)

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/09/24/clinton-video/

[trof]

9. God, I can't believe it. A LOUNGE thread makes "Greatest".

Maybe I should start writing for Letterman?
;-)

[Haole Girl]

10. You might!

This deserves a kick! :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I happily recommend this one!

Nicely done!

[hickman]

12. President Clinton continues to amaze me.

Maybe it's me, but this wasn't his best. I think he was tired and cranky. He just kept referencing Clark. At his best he can pull stats and dates out at will. Why is it that expresrepukes play golf and Democratic ex-Presidents keep working?

[RevCheesehead]

13. You know you really SHOULD post this in GD.

So the recommendations actually mean something.

:toast:

[Ilsa]

16. I second that recommendation!

excellent humor! Thanks. I've already started emailing it out.

[trof]

18. OK, what the hell. Thanks.

[TOhioLiberal]

15. Most excellent...

I laughed...hard!

[Redstone]

17. All right! That was DAMN good.

Redstone

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. Nice work!

[El Fuego]

20. Ha!!!! Excellent!

:rofl: