So, tell me something I don't know.

[elperromagico]

I dare you.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I don't know what you know

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. Did you know that ... ?

The sun will come out , TOMMORROW
bet your bottom dollar that , TOMORROW
there'll be sun !

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[elperromagico]

3. Damn you, Annie, you redheaded little scamp!

*shakes fist at you*

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Well every time I tell someone my name ...

they sing that damn song . My name is not Annie btw .

[elperromagico]

9. My girlfriend's name is Annie,

but she's not a redheaded little scamp.

[Dogmudgeon]

5. Before Esperanto was a language, it was a CAR

True fact!

Well, almost.

--bkl
Felicxa Kristnasktago!

[elperromagico]

7. So was the little known language "Le Car"

[Dogmudgeon]

26. Before Annie was elperromagico's girlfriend ...

... she was a redheaded little scamp.

But a weekend in New Orleans and Miss Clairol changed all that.

Right? Right?

--bkl
Le poinçonnier de DU

[elperromagico]

27. I challenge you to a duel, you cad.

[Dogmudgeon]

28. Who are you calling a cad?

I'll have you know I'm a bounder.

I have a very low reputation to maintain, you know!

--bkl
Q: What's sick and dirty and registered as required by law with the office of the Attorney General of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania?
A: BareKnuckledLiberal

[elperromagico]

29. Well, it wasn't Lady Clairol.

And it was Las Vegas, tyvm.

[Dogmudgeon]

32. And I am *mortified*

I feel like such a fool.

It wasn't Annie and Miss Clairol ... it was Hillary Duff and Sean John!

And it wasn't New Orleans, it was Oak Park, Illinois!

Please forgive me for my stupidity, my insolance, and most of all, my stupidity!

--bkl
I shall slink off and hide my shame under the divan in the second floor salon now.

[Blade]

6. The first minerals to cool in the Bowen's Reaction Series...

are:

Olivine, then pyroxine, then amphiboles, then the feldspars, then the micas, garnets, then finally, quartz.

The first minerals to melt are: quartz, garnets, micas, feldspars, amphiboles, pyroxines, then finally, the olivines.

Neat how that works, eh? :D

[elperromagico]

10. I need olivine for my martini

[Blade]

11. lol

sad attempt at a joke, bud, but A for effort. :thumbsup:

[elperromagico]

13. If it ain't funny, don't laugh. That's Burke's Law.

[LiberalVoice]

19. I want to kill myself for knowing that.

[wanderingbear]

23. Ya ,But tell me something I dont know..

[leftbend]

8. Ask rumsfeld

He can tell you known unknowns or unknown unknowns.

[wanderingbear]

12. Ok you asked for it..I dont wear underwear.

[elperromagico]

14. Damn it, neither do I, and I didn't know it until just now.

[Blade]

15. Ok.....I confess....

I did it.

[AlienGirl]

16. A lot of people

...smell really weird. Or did you know that already?

Tucker

[elperromagico]

17. I did not know that. That's some weird, wild stuff.

[Spirochete]

18. All polar bears are lefthanded

[LiberalVoice]

20. The first penny didn't say "In God we Trust" It said...

"Mind Your Own Business"

Oh, and I dont where underwear either.

[elperromagico]

21. Is that before it was changed to

"In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash"?

[rapier]

22. notes

Stock market trading is the biggest industry in the world. In the US alone the dollar volume of daily trading exeeds the money changing hands in the 'real' economy by 3 times or more. (It was 5 times at the mania peak in early 2001)

The stock market IS the economy. Profit from ongoing bussiness is pathtic on an historical basis, and irrelevant. Capitalism as described by Adam Smith is dead.

If you own stock you are playing a vital role in the destruction of free markets and democracy. You'll probably make money however so who cares? Right?

[caledesi]

24. Tom Ridge is colorblind.

Ironic, huh?

[elperromagico]

25. Quite.

[wanderingbear]

30. Tom Ridge is a .... Never mind I cant say that here.

[elperromagico]

31. Unless your next word is "hottie" or "genius,"

I'm pretty sure you can say it here.

[areschild]

33. Okay,

You tell me everything you don't know, and I'll tell you something about it. In fact, I'll spend a few seconds and tell you everything I know.

[terrya]

34. In the pilot for "The Dick Van Dyke Show", Carl Reiner...

Was the main character. Reiner wasn't Alan Brady. Dick Van Dyke wasn't in the pilot. Sylvia Miles was also in the pilot.

[Dogmudgeon]

35. Dubya, Sisters, and Girlfriends

The elder Bushes -- Poppy and Bar -- had one child that didn't make it past childhood. It was a daughter, her name was Robin, and if reports are correct, a very young Dubya doted on her.

Robin died. I'm not sure how it happened.

There was another Robin in Dubya's young life. He was about 23, home from school, and took a fancy to a certain Robin Lowman.

Whom he reportedly impregnated.

When she was fifteen years old.

She's now married to an up-and-coming FBI agent, Jerry Garner, so for her husband's sake, Robin Lowman Garner has learned to keep her mouth shut tightly.

--bkl

[SheilaT]

36. The original Washington National Airport

was where the Pentagon is today. The main runway was, unaccountably, lined up in such a way that planes had to fly directly over the Washington Monument to land. So in the late 1930's they decided to relocate about two or three miles down the Potomac, an area known as Buzzard's Point. It was mostly water, so they filled it in, built runways and a terminal and it opened in June of 1941. And decided to use the old location as a new building to house military offices. It only took about 18 months or so to build the Pentagon during WWII. I think it opened in 1943.

[Beer Snob-50]

37. Here is something you didn't know!

There are more penguins in South Africa than there are in Antartica. Also, I am wearing underwear right now! Grey tight ones!!