underpants
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Tue Dec-23-03 09:42 AM
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CAPTION the guy they DON'T trust enough to play with fire |
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Tue Dec-23-03 09:45 AM
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1. GWB: "Where are the propellers on them little kids' beanies?" |
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Tue Dec-23-03 09:47 AM
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Tue Dec-23-03 09:47 AM
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3. "Aren't you supposed... |
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...to stick those things in the frogs mouth before you light them?"
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:00 AM
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4. So this here candlethinggy is a gift from Chewbacca? |
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Dang, I love them Ewoks...
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:04 AM
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SpaceCatMeetsMars
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:09 AM
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6. So are you boys ready to go fight them Syrians |
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just like those Macintoshbees did? I gotta a good feeling you might get the chance!
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:10 AM
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Cen I lite one of them candle thingys?
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:37 AM
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8. Bush: "My turn! My turn!" |
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:40 AM
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9. Man these peole will do anything to save a buck |
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Edited on Tue Dec-23-03 10:41 AM by underpants
Hmmm maybe we could cut costs by going to candle power I mean no one here's works after five anyway and ......hold it the candle industry doesn't give me any money screw them!
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Tue Dec-23-03 10:58 AM
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10. W: you know you boys are very lucky to have been selected amongst |
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the thousands of children of parents who have contributed $2000 per parent to my personal ... er, I mean, campaign treasury ... this is the closest I've ever been to one of those manure things ... I thought manure was something I step in a lot when at the ranch ... tee hee hee spit snort ... no, it's not Neverland, it's called Prairie Chap -- er, um ... Prairie Temple Chapel ... yeah, that's it ... so, anyhoo them there are 4000 dollar flames ... and, if you do your arithmeticking, you can figure 8 x that amount is ...... well, it has a lot of zeros in it ...
Child: it's Menorah, you putz ... don't worry, this will be a day we'll never forget ... the list just gets longer ...
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Tue Dec-23-03 11:06 AM
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11. "Hee! Hee! <smirk> This'll git me thuh jew vote fer sure!" |
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"smile you brats! this is for mah re-election!"
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Tue Dec-23-03 11:27 AM
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12. Ya'll grow some funny lookin' trees in the desert |
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Tue Dec-23-03 11:33 AM
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13. "Howcum these dang Jews jes' cain't put up a Crissmiss chree |
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jes' lahk ever' other God-fearin' Murkican?"
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Tue Dec-23-03 12:58 PM
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14. Burn his finger seargent! |
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We have ways of making you talk! Wheres the WMD kid! We know you have information.
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Tue Dec-23-03 01:03 PM
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15. "I want to sit on a real soldier's lap." |
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or...I want to sit on Jeff Nelson's lap (we could be cell mates, soon).
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