I am a Republican. Ask me anything.

[GOPBasher]

I've done this before. It gets pretty fun. :-)

Go ahead...

[skygazer]

1. Why?

[GOPBasher]

3. Cuz real Americahns shoodn't vote fo'da democrats cuz

they be all terrists gays moslems librals gays terrist gays who hort are grate countre.

[Kutjara]

2. Why are you such a scum-sucking,...

...worthless, soul-destroying, self-centered, putrescent piece of human ordure?

No offense.

[GOPBasher]

4. i don't not be undastanen dose words, cuz i ain't much

for that book learnin en such, but if they is good, then that's is what i iz.

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Why are you afraid of women?

??

[GOPBasher]

8. Uhhh i isn't.. they be good in the kichen en such, like you no,

like in cookin en cleenin en such like stuff you no but i isn't afrade of dem cuz you no. but they has gots to have kids en such cuz that's is what the good lord wants, not to gets birth conchrol.

[MoseyWalker]

6. do you remember being dropped on your head as a child?

or has everything just been a hazy memory since?

[GOPBasher]

9. hell i don't not no anything about that... why you such

a terrist-loving democrap? those terrist moslem gay jew atheist libral communist gay jew moslem libral terrist like mikal moore.

[Random_Australian]

7. Who was the guy who derived the electron energies for orbits in a

hydrogen-like atom successfully, but not empirically, for the first time?

[GOPBasher]

10. hell wat laneguaje you talkin boy? i don't ain't not noing that shit

but i's gots lots of beer hear so that's good. i don't not like you intellechual eleetists cuz you all's a bunch of anti-americane homersexuals.

[Random_Australian]

15. I was talking in french. :)

[BlueStorm]

11. Hell, I don't even know that!!!

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Neils Bohr while working in Rutherford’s laboratory.

:bounce:



What do I win???



:7

[Random_Australian]

32. A picture of my desktop.

[Dangerously Amused]

33. A precious gem

...from the intellectual vault of our decidedly brightest DU mind:





"main info, I think.doc"






:rofl:






Dude, seriously. I adore you!


:7


:hug:

[Random_Australian]

34. Adore me? Oh yeah? Adore THIS!

:rofl:
:rofl::rofl:

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

36. AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Oh NO! A giant disembodied random grinning madly Aussie head!!!1!!!!11!!!



_________________

[Random_Australian]

39. Could be worse - it might not have such good teeth!

:)

[Emops]

12. I am a 16 year-old boy.

Will you please stop emailing me?

[GOPBasher]

13. LOL I couldn't even think of a response to that one.

Good one! :thumbsup:

[Haole Girl]

14. Why do you have that user name, then? n/t

[GOPBasher]

16. I's is usin my sun't screen name, cuz he's off at some "skook" or

somethin. i's don't not know why he's doin dat intellechual stuff.

[Zavulon]

17. What did seniors, children, minorities, women, families, animals, gays,

and the environment ever do to you, Scrooge?

[GOPBasher]

20. They hurt Americah when they be wanted all these "rite" en

stuff. they aint' be good reel americahn cuz they not like me.. and only communist terrists libral gays hollywood peoples be carin fo da "envorment." And i likes seniors but sochal secureity is just be a sochalist thang. And i want's minorities to be good hard workin slaves like the good lord intended. Amen.

why you hate americah so much?

[jberryhill]

18. Wanna see me get nekkid on the internet?

[GOPBasher]

22. uhhhh i bet that guy foley was reelly a democrat cuz he's just

like all dem godless atheist satanic homersexual democraps. democraps are da sinnahs, not republicans, you can even ask the bible if you don't not beleeve me.

[Guy Fawkes]

19. Would you elect this man?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5684656

[GOPBasher]

23. no the peoples who are hurtin americah is dose minoritys

en union peoples en enviromentlists en librals en sochalists en communists en gays en terrist moslims en gays en hollywood gays. left winders are against americah en god... that's is what it says so in the bible.

[Guy Fawkes]

24. pssst... I edited my post. Sorry.

(good answer, though)

[GOPBasher]

29. i'd vote fo him if he's a god-lovin republicans, cuz only god-lovin

republicans love god enoff to bomb otha countres.

[MoseyWalker]

21. are republicans just lacking in social skills and possibly dealing with

aspergers, or are they shits who never learned who, what or where to shit?

[BlueStorm]

26. I have Asperger's

and I am a Democrat so I would assume that Republicans never learned who, what or where to shit as you have said above.

Republicans are throwbacks to the Neanderthal Age.

Blue

[GOPBasher]

27. i KHOW WARE to SHIT!!!!! why you sayin dat?

maybe i shit on all da librals that wood be good cuz they hate americah. we shood defend americah by shitting on librals. that's is what i always say so i no ware to shit.

[Omphaloskepsis]

25. Does the term.. "Imp of the Perverse" ring a bell?

[GOPBasher]

28. no. is you a americah-hatin homersexual?

[Omphaloskepsis]

30. I hate the united states while having sex when the Simpsons are on the TV.

Does that count?

[belladonna]

35. Does it bother you that you make the baby Jeebus cry?

Hmmm? Does it?

[NMMNG]

37. How *does* it feel to get a lobotomy?

I mean really? :P

[SledDriver]

38. Swallow or spit?