Scarlett Johansson named "Sexiest Woman Alive". But here's the REAL news:

[kay1864]

From her 20 Questions...

Place you will never be found?
The Republican National Convention.

:patriot:

http://www.esquire.com/sexiestwoman06/result.html

[idgiehkt]

1. go Scarlett!

very nice.

I'll never be able to think of her without thinking of that pitiful little girl in "The Horse Whisperer" and that horse getting run over by the truck. What a piece of cinematic crap that movie was though. WTF was Redford thinking when he made that...

[kwassa]

2. Babe-o-Licious

[Floogeldy]

4. Thank you for that.

:)

[Generic Brad]

3. She's supposed to be sexy?

She looks like a kid with a boob job to me. Sorry. I'm just not seeing it.

[Floogeldy]

6. That's because you are gay.

;)

[Generic Brad]

15. Nope. It's because I'm too old.

When I look at women in their 20's I see people who were not even alive when I got married. They are kids to me and do not feel any attraction to them. Now if she were a woman aged 30-60 I would agree that she is beautiful. But until she earns a few grey hairs or lines on her face or has to figure out how to defy gravity, she is just appears to me as a child trying to look like a grown up. I do not find that sexy in the least.

[speedoo]

17. Interesting. Do you think you are typical?

In other words, do you think a lot of older men feel the same way?

[Generic Brad]

18. I can only speak for myself

I have quite a few 20 somethings working for me. I feel extremely paternal towards them. I want them to be happy in their personal lives and I am old enough to know someone that age would ever look at me with desire. If they did, that would be downright creepy.

[Floogeldy]

20. I read you, GB, as to employees with whom you interact personally.

But just think if you were in a whore house in Las Vegas and Scarlett walked out? Yow.

:puffpiece:

[speedoo]

23. Right. I felt the same way about the 20 somethings...

who worked for me as you do now. But I am probably older than you are and to me Scarlett Johansson is extremely attractive and sexy.

You might want to rent the movie "Lost in Transalation" in which she co-starred with Bill Murray. An excellent film, and the story line is somewhat related to this discussion.

[Generic Brad]

25. She looks too much like my neice

That would creep me out.

[Shakespeare]

12. Those are real. n/t

[Julius Civitatus]

5. I'm in love

:patriot:

[Floogeldy]

8. Back off.

She is MINE. ;)

[Julius Civitatus]

10. We're gonna have to DUEL!!!

I saw her first!!!

Ahhhhhhh
:loveya:

[Floogeldy]

11. A pic of her on my patio.

Okay, so I lied about the "patio" thing. ;)

[driver8]

33. I know you did because that is actually MY Patio!!

I'll tell her you're interested, though...as soon as she wakes up.

[Haole Girl]

7. I knew there was an inner beauty to her!

:)

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. !

:applause: Good for her!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Woman look like small, pale tree

Rex snap like twig.

[speedoo]

14. She always wears red when I take her out.

She knows it's my favorite color on her.:P

[Floogeldy]

21. And just who do you think bought that dress for her?

I'll give you a hint.

His name starts with "F" and ends with "loogeldy!"

}(

[Heidi]

22. And his nickname is

Floogy-Woogy. :D

[Floogeldy]

26. Oh yow well I happen to like that nickname!

:P

[Heidi]

27. I like it, too,

FloogyWoogy. :*

[speedoo]

24. I know. You have excellent taste.

I'm sorry she dumped you.

She had no choice, you see. Like all women, she found me irresistable.;-)

[hfojvt]

30. that is a threat to democracy

from 'intro to Sociology' - "necessary conditions for a stable democracy - 2. lack of major cleavages" :hide:

[Awsi Dooger]

16. I honestly never heard of her

But that's OK. On another site a couple of weeks ago there was some celebrity guy named Matthew who people were raving about and I never heard of him either, though he supposedly won a similar type of poll. I guess that's what happens when you never go to movies or watch sitcoms. The newer celebrities don't exist to me at all.

[ghostsofgiants]

19. I'm guessing it was Matthew McConaughey

Neither Scarlett nor McConaughey have done sitcoms. (Though McConaughey did once do a ovoice on King of the Hill.)

For Scarlett's work, I recommend Lost In Translation. For McConaughey's, I recommend Dazed and Confused.

[benny05]

31. Prefer "Ed TV" for matthew

or for a romantic comedy, "The Wedding Planner"

Scarlett needs more leading roles but she's still pretty young.

[kskiska]

28. I only know her from Woody Allen's "Match Point"

She was good in that.

[peekaloo]

39. if you are so inclined check out 'Ghost World'

and 'The Man Who Wasn't There' (good part as Billy Bob Thornton's "love interest")

[kskiska]

41. Come to think of it, I DID see Ghost World

after Match Point. Thanks for the reminder.

[pointblank]

29. I'm Ga Ga...

"swoon"

[elocs]

32. I just think of the opening shot in "Lost in Translation"

Scarlett is beautiful and sexy. Wholesome sexy, not sleazy sexy. I can say that even though I am 54. Growing older has simply widened by range of females who are sexy to me. The actress who I see regularly on tv and who I think is very hot is Patrica Heaton, the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond. Thirty years ago I would have thought of her as being too old. I can understand the aversion thing if the female reminds you of a relative. I especially have that problem with redheads because my 15 year old daughter is a flaming redhead who looks like Donna on That 70's Show, so that gives me a difficult time viewing a redhead as being sexy if she reminds me too much of my daughter.

[driver8]

34. I think Patricia Heaton is hot, too. It's too bad that she is a serious

right to lifer, right wing nutjob.

That kind of kills it for me.

[BreweryYardRat]

35. Buh?

She's cute, but she's not the sexiest woman alive.

Guess it's really true that beauty is relative.

[Love Bug]

36. Good woman!

I knew there was something I liked about her!

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. Just one more reason why I like her...

:hi:

[latebloomer]

38. Girl's got a brain, too!

Funny quote.

[William Bloode]

40. Seems she has a brain!

A good brain, nice bod, but her face fucks me up. Sorry, i never seen whats so hawt about her (other than her figure). Her misshapen lips scare me, coupled with that pointy chin, not flattering in my eyes.

One thing i do like about her, she ain't no Hollywood stick figure. She's nice and thick, and dispels the myth that only stick women can be sexy.

[Fox Mulder]

42. That's because she is the sexiest woman alive.

:wow: