It's Time to ASK MrScorpio Anything!

[MrScorpio]

However, I'm not promising that you'll like the answers.

Be daring and take a chance.

[intheflow]

1. If a Dead Head married a Parrot Head

would their children look like Jerry Garcia or Jimmy Buffet?

[MrScorpio]

2. Nope

They'd look like Willie Nelson

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Why?

Yes, that's the question.

[MrScorpio]

7. Because, I said so

That's the answer

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. I guess saying "so" is better than saying "Ni"

:shrug:

[Generic Brad]

4. Why exactly did you choose the MrScorpio handle?

Could it simply be because your birthday falls between 10/23 and 11/22? Or is MrScorpio a red herring designed to throw us all for a loop?

[MrScorpio]

11. It's a birthday thing

Plus, when I was younger, I thought that General Hospital's Robert Scorpio was the coolest motherfucker on the face of daytime TV

[Generic Brad]

25. You're way cooler than Robert Scorpio

And it's always nice to meet a fellow Scorpio. I know you have been here way longer than me, but welcome to DU belatedly! :hi: I am so not kosher.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Why did I come up one short of my goal?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5683768&mesg_id=5683768



:evilfrown:

[MrScorpio]

12. Because, you didn't ask me

I would have helped you with that, and you would have succeeded

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. All I wanted was 20 replies to the OP

It's not to much to ask, really. :sniffle:

[MrScorpio]

17. You need a hug

:hug:

Anything else, and we have to discuss it privately

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. :sniffle: Yes, I do.

Thank you MrS. :hug:

[Skittles]

6. I dumped a boyfriend in high school who said Jimi Hendrix was overrated

justified?

[MrScorpio]

13. You should have kneecapped him first

I think that he would have really gotten the message that he REALLY fucked up.

More power to you, Sister

[enigmatic]

8. Why Do People Have To Fight?

Does my man Herve have the answer, or is there another way?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknoN-mZAFE

[MrScorpio]

15. Herve was a great man of peace and love

But the Don King's of the world have to put food on their tables too

[Haole Girl]

10. Who is your favorite Jazz artist?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

16. Donald Byrd

I met him in 94

Closely, followed by Roy Ayers, whom I met earlier this year

[Haole Girl]

18. Thanks

Nice photo! :hi:

[XemaSab]

19. Jonathan Liebowitz:

Hot or not? :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

23. First of all I don't know the guy

Second, if you have to poll his hotness, then I have serious doubts about it IN GENERAL.

[IChing]

20. Ok what country is "my road to town" in?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

22. The Undiscovered Country?

Can you be any more obscure?

[belladonna]

24. Do all men suck or just some of them?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

26. Usually, just the ones you'll find in gay bars

Outside of that, if you realize that they're taking up all the air in the room when they speak, that would be a definite yes.

Outside, of those two choices, the answer is a rock solid maybe.

[belladonna]

27. Taking up all the air in the room when they speak

You DO know what you're talking about there... but then, you've met the man I speak of :crazy:

[MrScorpio]

28. I just wanted to tailor my answer specifically to your situation

We both knew that answer

[belladonna]

29. Yeah well, if you saw my thread earlier

You understand all too well why I'm enjoying the silent treatment! ;-)

[MrScorpio]

30. I did

Bask in its glow

[belladonna]

31. I think he's asleep

Maybe I'll just stay up all night and go to bed when he gets up... sound like a plan?

[sakabatou]

32. I tend to find that there are more international jazz bands

that I like then American. Is that weird?

[MrScorpio]

35. Not at all

Sorry to say this, but jazz in this country is getting short shrift

The only place where its thriving is across the pond

[sakabatou]

37. I like The Seatbelts

[MrScorpio]

41. I need to check them out

Thanks

[belladonna]

33. The question I should have asked

How are things going with you these days? We haven't talked in ages. :(

[MrScorpio]

36. They could be better

But they're actually looking up

It's good to see you too

[belladonna]

38. They could be better how?

Work related or family related? And I'm glad to hear they're looking up...hope they keep going that way.

[MrScorpio]

40. Workwise

Let's say it sucks to be me right now

[belladonna]

42. Ugh, are you still at the same place?

Is that why it sucks?

[MrScorpio]

43. I'm not, we've had a parting of ways

I'm unattached workwise right now

[belladonna]

46. Ouch, that's not a good thing

Though I doubt you miss that job much.. still. Any prospects on the horizon?

[MrScorpio]

48. Yes, i'm planning on going Postal

Keep your fingers crossed

[belladonna]

49. Haha, I'll take that in a good way... I think

Fingers and everything else crossed for ya, sweetie. I'm off to bed to nurse this damn cold, but look me up on Yahoo sometime. I'm around a LOT more lately. It'd be great to talk to you again :hug:

[lizziegrace]

62. delete - wrong place!

[prozacnation]

34. Why does parenting a teenager suck the life out of you?

Seriously, why? Is it a karma thing?

[MrScorpio]

39. Lifeforce transference

They're like little dynamoes that warp time and space

You need to get them out of your house ASAP!

[prozacnation]

44. Tell that to my 13 year old.

[MrScorpio]

45. Let me pray for you

Our father, who art in heaven...

[prozacnation]

47. Perhaps you should pray for the 13 year old

[Dem4truth]

50. If my 1st post here is to MrScorpio,

Will that be a bad thing?

[MrScorpio]

52. First of all, WELCOME TO DU!!!

:party:

Glad you decided to join the party


Second, as folks will tellvyou around here, I'm all good


You honor ME by posting to me first


Stick around

:hug:

[Heidi]

51. I hate to seem demanding, but

where the heck is my hug? :D

[MrScorpio]

53. You, my dear, are good for a Baker's Dozen

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Heidi]

54. Thank you,

my friend, and right backatcha. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Further, :*

[SeattleGirl]

55. Hey, Heidi, darlin! I hope you don't mind, but I'd like to borrow

your question, and ask MrScorpio, where the heck is MY hug????

[MrScorpio]

56. The Hug train has arrived!

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

A baker's dozen for you too!

[SeattleGirl]

57. What a wonderful guy you are!!!!

Thanks, my friend, and here's some back for you:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[kitkatrose]

58. Why am I going on a field trip to look at rocks in their natural habitats?

On a Sunday?? BTW, I'm a graduating senior in college, just so you know how precious my weekends are. :cry:


Other than that, how are you doing? :hi:

[MrScorpio]

59. I'm doing well

Long time, no see

Good to see you too!

[leftofthedial]

60. uh, not to echo a cheesy 70's pick-up line

(no offense, but you're not anywhere near my type)

is Scorpio your astrological sign?

[MrScorpio]

61. It is

And its a way of life

[leftofthedial]

64. we Scorpios have to not stick together . . .

LOL

[lizziegrace]

63. Will you consider an Ohio meetup

next time you pass through? :hi:

[MrScorpio]

66. Sure will

Sounds great!

[reyd reid reed]

65. Should I be concerned about a seventeen-year-old boy

who cranks "Moondance" (I think that's the title) and Miles Davis?

[MrScorpio]

68. Not at all! Sounds like he has interest in the classics

If I were you, I'd whip out my old 70's records and hand them to him.


He'll love it!

[reyd reid reed]

69. Heh...I have and he does.

He wants to start a ska band. I think that's it...

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

71. I like this kid even more

He seems like a great kid


Encourage him

[LSK]

67. what the hell is Randi Rhodes talking about?

A bus? Willie Nelson? Pot bust?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

70. Willie's tour bus was pulled over

And he was busted for the shitload of that good chiba-chiba that the fuzz found on the bus.


That was all over the news last week. Where were you?

[LSK]

72. i know, but why is she talking about it today?