Hard men are work.

[Dangerously Amused]

Sorry.



I know, I know. I even brought the lock. Here:





= hangs head =

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Dangerously Amused!

I love it!

And..........IBTL!

:pals: :yourock:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Peggers!

:7



:hi:

[Haole Girl]

2. IBTL

Well, unless you mean hard like this...

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. What's his bro size?

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. I can't be sure, but I think we could share.

Not at the same time. Of course.



:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Of course

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Yeah! Yeah! THAT'S what I meant!!!!

Oh thank you sista KC2! You may have just saved my thread from... um... a terrible misunderstanding. Yes. That's it!



:7



:hi:

[Generic Brad]

8. Put a fat suit on him, age him 20 years, remove the muscle tone...

And you have a picture of me!

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Let's see!

Show us a pic!


:bounce:


Pleeeze?

[Generic Brad]

16. That is against policy

I am Generic Brad. Thus I can only post pictures of Every Brad's. I am the least visually appealing Brad of them all, so my face does not deserve to be publicly displayed. I look sort of like a cross between an aged Socrates, Diamond Jim Brady and Carrot Top. No one wants to see a picture of me. But if prodded enough I might just post a picture of the big ass bass I caught last month. (My sweatshirt is in the background, would that do?).

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Against policy? Nuh uh. We do it here in the Lounge all the time.

"I am the least visually appealing Brad of them all..."

Says who? You can't count yourself because you're inherently biased. And anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And you start out with bonus beauty points just for being a Dem, you know.



"...so my face does not deserve to be publicly displayed."

Deserve? Hold on. I didn't know there was a beauty standard for posting photos around here. Uh oh, and here I've been posting my hideous mug all this time.



"No one wants to see a picture of me."

I do. And I'm not no one.



Hey, I don't want to pressure you too much. Don't post a picture if you don't feel comfortable with it. Or just post a picture of you as a kid. Those are fun.

[Generic Brad]

22. I have a valid reason I cannot post my picture

A few years I actively blogged under my own name. Big mistake. A freeper co-worker stumbled across it and tried to get me fired for things I wrote about even though I did not identify our work place. Since then, I have determined to be extra cautious. Live and learn.

Due to that, you will just have to learn to be content with pictures of various Brad's in the news. If it's any consolation, I am not as old, ugly, fat, or undesirable as I make myself sound here.

[Dangerously Amused]

31. S'okay. No pressure.

[xchrom]

47. oh. my.

some times you need a fainting smiley.

[flvegan]

4. May your vocation be your vacation

In other words, may your "work" or "hard work" be something you enjoy completely.

At least may I be something you enjoy completely, hard man that I am.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. I shall rise to the challenge.

It is a labor of lust love.


:7

[flvegan]

17. As will I.

Oh, wait...I mean, as DID I.

Yum.

[BarenakedLady]

9. Yes

I agree. But are they worth it? Hmmmm tough question.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Some days I think they're worth it and other days, well...

...there's always John:

[reyd reid reed]

12. IBTL

And that's a job I think I could *ahem* handle.

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

15. I'm sure you would have a firm grasp on the situation.

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

21. As a dedicated member of the Naughty Girls sorority...

nothing else would be acceptable.

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

32. So true. But I have to say, you look a little warm in here.

Perhaps you'd like to take your... jacket off.

[Random_Australian]

19. IBTL! Awesome copycat!

[Dangerously Amused]

20. 'Lo mate!

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

23. Argh, I'm actually sco'tish so I canna ken yur abreviated british greeting

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

29. I don't believe you are a true Scot.

I'll have to take a peek under your kilt for proper ID purposes. You know - new TSA security precautions and all.

[Random_Australian]

51. ....

:wow:

[billyskank]

24. When you say 'hard men,' do you mean -

ah who am I kidding? This is a Dangerously Amused thread after all. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

33. Mornin' sweetheart. Did you sleep well?

:loveya:

[billyskank]

38. Well enough, cherie

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Me too.

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

25. YEA~~!!!

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Joanie!

:bounce:




I hardly see you anymore gf!


:(

[In_The_Wind]

41. I've missed you too.

This place was too depressing to play with my friends on DU. Every time I sat down at my computer the second family of fleas chased me outta my office.

:shrug: Somehow the central air and heat was turned off in my room while I was gone. It was cold and damp in there for a few days. My dog musta been missing me because she spent enough time laying next to my bed that I had to evict a whole family of fleas and the mice had moved into one of my dressers.

I've washed everything in my room that was worth keeping
and thrown out the food the mice had stored in my drawers.

[Dangerously Amused]

43. Oh dear Joanie!

You poor thing!


:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

50. It's getting better.

The poor dog is even smiling now that she's had several flea baths.
x( I wish I could take her with me this winter. I'm going to look for a larger home as soon as possible.

[Guava Jelly]

26. Not for one as beautiful as you

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

36. Tooooo sweet, you are.

I'm gonna kidnap you and chain you to my ego, I swear.


('Cuz like it can get any bigger anyway.) :eyes:



:7

[miss_american_pie]

27. DA

I heart you. :D :hi:

[billyskank]

28. And we heart you back!!

:loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

30. You!

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

37. I <3 you mo-oooore!

I do I do I do yes I do!!!


La la la la la la la la la.......



:bounce:

[buddhamama]

35. D_A

you're a tease. :P :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

39. I am nothing

...if not a Tease. Capital "T", that.


And also The Queen of Lame Copy Cat Threads.




:7


:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. Then I must be like a vacation.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

44. Hey toots!

Gotta love them easy men!


:woohoo:



So where have you been? How's the big city treating you? When can I come visit?


:bounce:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Hey!

I'm doing okay. I'm actually at work now (overtime), but I need the money, because NYC ain't cheap! :)

Come over anytime you want. I've got 20 square feet with your name on it! :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

58. That's good

...'cuz I have two left feet, so we'll even have room to spare!

[NewWaveChick1981]

45. And what good work it is, too...

:hi: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[billyskank]

48. It takes a NewWaveChick to make a hard man

Or so it has been in my experience. ;)

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

59. The work is great... when you can find it.

:7



:hi:

[xchrom]

49. some jobs are harder than others.

[Dangerously Amused]

60. :D

Well played.


:hi:

[NC_Nurse]

52. I don't think of it as work.

It's more of a calling. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Absolutely. A destiny, as it were.

And who are we to question destiny?


:patriot:

[NC_Nurse]

53. I don't think of it as work.

It's more of a calling. :P

[Haole Girl]

54. This thread hasn't been locked yet?

;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

62. I know!

Eh - I think the mods have figured out that I'm pretty clueless when it comes to sex harmless when it comes to sex threads.



:hi:

[sendero]

55. This isn't a secks thread..

... is it? :)

[Dangerously Amused]

63. Oh, why of *course* it isn't a secks thread. Ha ha! Ha. ha....

O8)

[Lilith Velkor]

56. A hard man is good to find

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

64. Oh, excellent! And a good find is hard to... um... man?

Or something.


:yoiks:

[RetroLounge]

57. Work it Baby! Work It...

Yeah, that's it...

:woohoo:

RL

[Dangerously Amused]

65. I'm workin' it baby, I'm workin' it!

Howzat?

[RetroLounge]

70. Let me get my lawnmower...

The grass needs trimming...

RL

[Dangerously Amused]

72. Too late. "The grass" is already trimmed.

:yoiks:

[RetroLounge]

74. ...

:wow:

:loveya:

RL

[wildhorses]

66. so, then, where are the applications for this ...uh....er....ummm

position? :P



good one chicka :applause:

[billyskank]

67. Actually

this is a Dangerously Amused thread. ;)

:D

[wildhorses]

68. and your point is....

threadjacking:woohoo:

[billyskank]

69. Moi??

:*

[wildhorses]

71. well, moi and you except I got knocked off the internet and

just now got back on....dang it, I knew I should have read that thread about internet explorerx(


she and i:

She and I live in our own little world
Dont worry about the world outside
She and I agree
She and I lead a perfectly normal life
Ah but just because we arent often seen socially
People think weve got something to hide.
But all our friends know were just a little old fashioned
She and i

Oh aint it great
Aint it fine
To have a love for someone that others cant find
Aint it wonderful to know all we ever need is just the two of us
She and i
So wonderful
She and i

She and I share with every body else
The same wants, needs and desires
She and I save
She and I pay on everything we acquire

Ah but just because we arent often seen separately
People think we live one life.

Its hard for them to see how anyone could be as close as
She and i

[Dangerously Amused]

73. wildhorsies!

:bounce:


I knew I'd find you here sooner or later!


:hi:

[wildhorses]

75. see you haven't lost your touch!!

:thumbsup::hi: