'Dating for Dummies', except 1:

[Deja Q]

Table 17-1: Spotting Date Danger Signs
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If your date is: Your date may turn out to be:
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Late Inconsiderate
Talkative Boring
Self-assured Arrogant
Hard to get Hard to please
A finicky eater Obsessed with weight
Forgetful An airhead
Glued to the mirror In love with him/herself
Charming Slippery
Glib Superficial
Gorgeous Self-centered
Quiet Passive
Bubbly Manic

Now keep in mind that your date may not be a bad guy. But If he shows any signs, be sure of what he'll turn out to be because, as it's not said on television, it must be true! :rofl: (okay, it can be true, but not always...)


(excerpt 10 will point out all the fun contradictions - such as "money isn't important" when 2 chapters later a big warning sign that the guy is worthless is because he lives in a car. :rofl: )

The more I read this book, the more I actually do like it. It's an eye-opener.