haruka3_2000 is being mean to me! WAAAAAHHHH!!!

[Taverner]

She's picking on me!

Make her go sit in time out!

[billyskank]

1. It's because all the women fancy you

she's jealous

[Taverner]

2. Maybe I should play nice and share?

[billyskank]

3. Well, you know, we'd all appreciate it

:)

[Deja Q]

17. I thought women preferred virgins...

Isn't he already taken? (correct me if I am wrong...)

[billyskank]

18. Oh

when he posts a shirtless picture, I don't think they really give a shit. :D

[Taverner]

22. Virgins???

Somebody wants virgins???

Someone clearly hasn't had sex before if they want a virgin...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Why would a woman prefer a virgin?

Experienced is more fun.

[Haole Girl]

4. Well, I don't believe that!

But, I'm glad to see you're feeling better. You had me very worried the other night, Taverner! :hug:

[Taverner]

5. Oh I went back on the meds

I can't handle being that depressed - I know, I'm a wimp.

And I'm just joking about haruka3_2000 - that whipper snapper is dogging me and all my old foggy friends :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. "Foggy" friends. Christ, being an old fogey is turning your head foggy.

:P

[Taverner]

8. Hey, did I mention when you turn 30 your brain starts to deteriorate?

And you start spelling things all wrong...and be adamant about being right?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I think that only happens to men.

Women retain their already superior brainpower longer, particulary if they drink coffee, which I do.

:P

[Taverner]

13. And we didn't have coffee when I was a kid

We'd burn a bunch of food and mix soil and empty off the newspaper from birdcages into a coffee filter and drink THAT!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Isn't that what Folgers or Maxwell house is?

[Taverner]

19. I think so

Only they use some of Juan Valdez' Burro Droppings in it to get that Rich Columbian Taste...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Ah yes.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Well, back in his day, apparently they hiked 10 miles uphill both ways

to smoke dogshit and ditch weed because he missed out on the designer drugs of Gen-Y.

[Taverner]

9. And we loved it!

Wouldn't have it any other way!

And we didn't have no fancy-schmancy cell phones!

We had to communicate by smoke signals and sephamore!

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Are you whining again?

You need to go sit in your corner for 20 minutes, and think about your behavior!

And, if you're really good all week, you can go with Baby Jenis to Disneyland next weekend.

[derby378]

12. I think some female DUers are PRAYING haruka3_2000 will be mean to them

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Yes, someone should start a thread on that and they could all sign up in

that thread.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Me first, me first!!

:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Sign up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5686741

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. You like it, admit it.

Maybe if you're good.. un, I mean bad she'll start spanking you soon. :evilgrin:

[Taverner]

20. Hmmmm spanking

Yes I've been very bad and deserving of a good spanking...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Well, you'll get it from someone else.

Don't you have a Mrs. Taverner?

[Taverner]

26. I do actually

Damn that pesky Y chromosome!

[miss_american_pie]

28. I tied her up yesterday

It's my day off. :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Obviously you didn't tie the knot hard enough, she escaped.

:o

[miss_american_pie]

30. She requested the handcuffs

She must have worked her way out of them. I bet she's very flexible. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. You have to do it tight, or else I can squeeze my hands out of them.

Well, I may not be able to do splits anymore, but I'm still very flexible.

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

35. Sorry

I don't have nearly enough experience tying up women. :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. Nah, I just have really good control of my hands.

[miss_american_pie]

37. Oh my

Manual dexterity is a plus. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. One can always hope...

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

33. OMG

Great smiley!

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Isn't it?

It's my new favorite! :D


Well, next to this one



:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. Now why would you think that's a problem???

:rofl: :hi: It's just her way of showing she loves you. Kinda like a spanking from a dom. :rofl: :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. He's just mad because I said he got Gen-Y wrong.

As for the rest of your post...I like to switch it up.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. Poor boy...

:rofl:

And why does that second part not surprise me? :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Well, you've read enough of my naughtiness to have figured it out.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. Yeah...

:hi: :rofl: