What DO you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

[momophile]

besides "anything you want to!"

[Threedifferentones]

1. Take him to the tavern and get him drunker!

Or maybe put him in the cabin with the captain's daughter?

[kedrys]

2. Put 'im in the brig with th'irons on 'im?

Been a while since I heard that tune... :rofl:

[trof]

3. How early in the morning?

It matters.
;-)

[Drum]

4. shave his belly with a rusty razor,

but for the back you should go ahead and wax :evilgrin:

[skygazer]

5. Depends

Was the red sky at night or in the morning?

[Ptah]

6. Well done!

:spray:

[tjwmason]

7. Deleted message.

No sex threads. :evilgrin:

[hotforteacher]

8. Put 'im in the scuppard with a hosepipe on 'im.

Ear-LIE in the mornin'. :)

[trof]

9. Is that a "hawsepipe"?

[hotforteacher]

11. I'm assuming you're right

since I am pulling up information from a 4th grade choir show memory!

That and the fact that I've never had a drunken sailor...a drunken army sargent but not a sailor.

:evilgrin:

[eyepaddle]

10. Trice him up with a running bowline

Or so I've been told.

[Kat45]

12. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter

[benny05]

13. I once had tea with some Irish Sailors

And it was quite comical..the CO thought the navyman was getting lucky a different way, instead of seeing that two strangers were having tea.