Well, Bertha dumped me...

[dajoki]

so now all I can do is keep on Truckin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad. Mama Tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen. At least Me and My Uncle stick together. One More Saturday Night I can go hear Uncle John's Band.Who knows, maybe I'll be Playing in the Band. But what I need is an Alabama Getaway where I can sit under a Sugar Magnolia where I can look up at the sky, which has a Touch of Gray and dream of someone who will Not Fade Away. I'll say a prayer to St. Stephen so I don't end up on Shakedown Street.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. What's your's?

[4morewars]

1. Sing me back home,

cuz i wish i was a headlight on a northbound train !

:hi:

[dajoki]

6. I wish I was on a southbound train

:toast:

[KG]

2. the Dire Wolf was mad at me for stting round Doing that Rag at

Terrapin Station, but Tennessee Jed said heck it's only One More Satuday Night. so me and Black Peter hopped the New Potato Caboose. later, walking up Shakedown Street, i saw a Fire on the Mountain so i ran acroos the Black Muddy River to the Broke Down Palace. fortunately, Loose Lucy was there to Ease Me In.

that's my stoey, and i'm sticking to it.

[dajoki]

4. The other day...

I was Comming Into Los Angeles and as soon as I got off the plane I met my Amigo and we hopped on our Motorcicle and headed straight for The City of New Orleans. It was during the Chilling of the Evening so we stopped at Alice's Restaurant, where you can get anything you want, excepting Alice, of course. Anyway, we had a coffee and left 'cause I'm going Home because it's Baby's Storytime.

That's another story I'll stick to.

[dajoki]

5. Delete -- Double post n/t

[Earth_First]

3. self-delete

[Deja Q]

7. Nobody'll have me long enough to dump me.

That or I get dumped long before there's an official chance. :spray:

[buddhamama]

8. Althea was the problem

I told her I was born to be a bachelor, but now i am trying to catch her.