Well, Bertha dumped me...

[dajoki]

so now all I can do is keep on Truckin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad. Mama Tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen. At least Me and My Uncle stick together. One More Saturday Night I can go hear Uncle John's Band.Who knows, maybe I'll be Playing in the Band. But what I need is an Alabama Getaway where I can sit under a Sugar Magnolia where I can look up at the sky, which has a Touch of Gray and dream of someone who will Not Fade Away. I'll say a prayer to St. Stephen so I don't end up on Shakedown Street.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. What's your's?

[buddhamama]

1. you should have stayed away from Althea

i know you tried. you told her you born to be a bachelor. she said, "ok that's fine". and then you had to catch her.

[NC_Nurse]

2. Better get back to Tennessee, Jed.

;-)