What are you going to do first when the Democrats take the country back?

[Bossy Monkey]

(remembering again which forum we're in)

[deadparrot]

1. An abortion!

:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Are you pregnant?

:shrug:

[deadparrot]

9. No, but I'll find a nice Christian girl to force into Planned Parenthood.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Well, that negates my suggestion

:(









A real activist would do it.

[deadparrot]

11. Unless that immaculate conception stuff is for real...

that may not be possible. :cry:

:o

[hotforteacher]

44. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WhollyHeretic]

2. Take all their bibles away and turn their children gay

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[LeftyMom]

3. drunken sex thread orgy!

:woohoo:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Fuck drunken sex thread orgy...

I want to have a real drunken sex orgy, naturally featuring plenty of "democracy."

:woohoo:

[XemaSab]

19. mmmm... democracy

tastes like chicken! :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Actually, no.

That's a good thing though, because I don't eat chicken.

[XemaSab]

21. Yup... chicken

with a creamy sauce.... :9

[LeftyMom]

22. Somebody asked me today if it tastes like soy.

No, I was glad to tell him, democracy definitely does not have a beany aftertaste.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. I saw that.

:rofl:

Clearly, he had never experienced democracy with a vegan, or likely, a non-vegan.

[Bucky]

4. I'm going to have gay sex with a confiscated Baptist shotgun

Or maybe just dig up an old copy of the Bill of Rights just to see if it's still working.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I'll probably faint from shock!

[HEyHEY]

7. Marry a box turtle

[Nevernose]

12. So small minded, heyhey.

Can't you at least marry a box turtle of the same sex? In a Babtist Church while anonymous little children are forced to watch? And maybe kill a baby while they watch? And maybe at the end of the servcice, you and your gay (or better yet, a transsexual partner) could mutually masturbate to a a photo of Bill Clinton shaking the hand of the israeli Prime Minister?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Aren't Canadians already allowed to marry box turtles, eh?

[BarenakedLady]

8. Like any other day

Dance around nekkid.

[qnr]

13. Hate America. Even more, cause it's mine now (evil cackle) n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

29. Aw heck, if I'd thought of it I would have put it on

Good one!:P

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Kick you all in the ass to make sure you don't get soft.

Just because you'd have the Democrats back in office doesn't mean you stop scrutinizing your governments actions.

[Rowdyboy]

15. If enough returns are in to give us the house or senate by 6am, gay sex

And, personally, I think I'll have it by midnight election night. This is gonna be a blowout. I've watched elections since 1968 and I can smell it coming.

[petronius]

17. I'll probably tell every Republican I meet that they were right all along:

That evolution stuff is just a crazy lie we made up because we really really hate Christians, and now there's NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT!! Bwahahahaha!

[BlueIris]

23. Rub it in like the liberal elitist I am.

A lot.

[NMMNG]

24. I'm going all out

I'm going to have gay sex during a Satanic ritual in a Baptist church that I've taken by force for the purpose of mass "partial birth" abortions. :evilgrin:

[Bossy Monkey]

26. And this is different from every other day how...?

:P

[NMMNG]

46. I normally avoid Baptist churches

It's hard to tolerate the lingering smell of sanctimony.

[Guava Jelly]

25. Pinch myself to make sure I'm awake

:)

[jakefrep]

27. I'm going to follow the Gideons around to all the hotels...

...and secretly replace all the Bibles with copies of the Koran, Playboy, and The Baseball Encyclopedia.

[LynneSin]

28. and I'll secretly replace all the room coffee with Folger's Crystals....

....let's see what happens!

[qnr]

36. Switch Protestant/Catholic/Hebrew ten commandments around in various

places, and see how long it takes for anyone to notice. The three versions are different, for those that aren't aware.
Which Ten Commandments?

[calico1]

30. Get rid of Christmas!

:crazy:

[azmouse]

31. I'm a Democrat. I don't have any plans!!

:patriot:

[MsKandice01]

34. HA!!

That made me spit my coffee.

[blondeatlast]

33. Bitch and moan about whatever they mess up first.

Dammit, I EARNED the right!

[MsKandice01]

35. I'm going to Disneyland!!!!

And I'll be sure to have wild gay sex with my lover on It's a Small World and then I'll run roughshod through the place tearing down Christmas decorations while yelling, "Praise Allah!!"

[undeterred]

37. take a long hot group shower to wash off the Repuke filth

[VeggieTart]

38. So many options, so little time.

Maybe I'll make monuments of the Bill of Rights, find out where these Ten Commandment freaks go to church and plonk one right on the church grounds.

[Initech]

39. I'm going to start a religious cult

[Liberalynn]

40. Bra Burning

Yep! Its my right as a woman to run down the streets with my tatas waving proudly! :rofl:

Just kidding!

Or maybe I will just run down the street singing "Happy Days Are Here Again" with my clothes on of course.

[Aristus]

41. My standard response to this question:

I'm gonna party like it's 1999! :party:

[MissMillie]

42. have an abortion, I guess

but then again, I can't get pregnant, so I guess that's a mute point.

[Liberalynn]

43. Maybe I'll call up every Rethuglican

I know and yell Neener, Neener, Neener, and then hang up. :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Briarius]

45. All of the above?

:evilgrin:

[Nailzberg]

47. I'm gonna do the little Pygmy dance.

After shooting the Republican Elephant with little Pygmy darts.

[barb162]

48. smile

[benny05]

49. If...John Edwards Decides to Run, and Wins

--Watch him sworn into office
--Go to a first ever blogger's ball

See the Rethugs crawl out of town..And see how the remaining R-thugs are going to be the worse A-holes to work against progressives since they don't want progress for all of us.