I swear I saw Samuel L. Jackson on the train this morning!

[ZombieNixon]

:wow: Or at least a guy who looks exactly like him. I kind of wanted to get him to curse at me, so I could say that I'd been "muthafucka"'d by a Sam Jackson lookalike, but he got off before I got up the guts. :(

:D

[LynneSin]

1. SAMUEL L. JACKON ON A M***********G TRAIN.........

....AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

Seriously, you knew this was coming!

[ZombieNixon]

3. Yeah...yeah I did.

I also knew it'd be you who'd post it. :P

[LynneSin]

4. DAMNIT, I'm becoming predictable

You don't love me anymore do you??

:cry:

[ZombieNixon]

7. It's not "predictable," it's "dependable."

:D :hug:

[LynneSin]

11. You saying I wear Depends

I happen to have excellent bladder control - so stop saying that!

[ZombieNixon]

14. OMG!

:rofl: No, I'm sure you don't wear Depends. Actually, I think I once made a post here that was misinterpreted as saying that *I* wear Depends. x(

[LynneSin]

18. OMG you wear depends

what the hell happened to your bladder control. Should I start a medical advice thread so people can give their bizarro suggestions on teaching you bladder control?

[ZombieNixon]

19. No medical advice...

but maybe I could get hints of how to pick up chicks even with an embarrassing medical condition...:cry: :P

[LSK]

6. WHO!?!?

:p

[Guava Jelly]

2. When he was on the daily show one time

He told Jon Stewart he still took the subway.
So maybe you did?

[ZombieNixon]

5. Is he supposed to have been in Chicago lately?

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

9. no idea

does he have an offical websight or something you could check?

[billyskank]

8. Samuel L. Jackson is so cool, I could just about believe

that he would travel on a train.

[ZombieNixon]

10. How fucking awesome would that be?

:D

[billyskank]

12. He would just walk in the station, buy a mothafuckin' ticket,

walk onto the platform, get on the mothafuckin' train,

AND THERE AIN'T A GOD DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!

:D

[billyskank]

13. And his ticket would say:

Bad Mother fucker




:D

[ZombieNixon]

16. ...

:spray:

[MrCoffee]

15. Did you ask him for a foot massage?

ETA that he IS the foot fuckin' master.

[ZombieNixon]

17. Uhh...what?

:shrug:

[Nickster]

24. Pulp Fiction. n/t

[mduffy31]

20. Well you know they all look alike

:rofl:



Before I get flamed, I am JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!

[WannaBeGrumpy]

21. you should have just asked him to say it....

I would have!

[Writer]

22. Did he wear a T-shirt with SATAN silkscreened on the front?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

25. No.

:P

[Writer]

27. Even one that said...

"SATANIC MOTHERFUCKER?"

[Initech]

23. Were there snakes on the fucking train?

[ZombieNixon]

26. No...

:(