I just had my new computer installed, and have been drinking heavily

[CatWoman]

ok, you guys.

Line the fuck up!!!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. Ok.

[Kierkegaard]

2. Yer gonna need a longer tape measure...

:blush:

[CatWoman]

44. ooooooooooooooooo

:)

[sarcasmo]

3. Yes, Please.

But make sure you measure me in the morning.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Umm remember it's not the size of the boat... or whatever!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. A sex thread in GD?

:rofl:

I wonder if this will get moved to the Lounge before it's locked, or if it will just be locked.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Moved to the Lounge before the lock, I see.

[Nickster]

6. Heh heh heh. n/t

[xchrom]

7. for you cat woman -- anything --

and can i hold the tape measure or take down notes?

[helderheid]

8. LMBO!

:rofl: :spray:

[skids]

9. Fine...

but the "cut or uncut" you gotta keep that part to yourself. :evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

10. ROFL!!!

You might need these!

[Bluebear]

12. HEY HEY HEY!

:rofl:

[wakeme2008]

11. .

[niallmac]

18. Off topic (mods forgive me) but I LOVE your sig!! May I borrow?n/t

[wakeme2008]

26. Go for it

:) I am easy... :)

[eleny]

13. K&R!!!

[CatWoman]

14. hey, if it works for Foley, why not me?

:hi:

[eleny]

21. You crack me the hell up!

:party:

[Guava Jelly]

15. you need a smaller ruler

:( :rofl:

[MelissaB]

16. OMG!

:rofl: I want to come watch. I'll even help you drink. :)

[rug]

17. One more and it's on the Greatest Page.

[uppityperson]

19. But have you been drinking enough?

I always wonder exactly what the measurements mean. Here, you may need this.

[Bluebear]

20. So do I make you a little horny? Love to slip them off you!

:crazy:

[Brundle_Fly]

22. So Funny.

& Yet so sad.

[CatWoman]

42. loving your elephants there

:rofl:

[rug]

23. I bet they're arguing the deficit in the Lounge.

[MelissaB]

25. Nah! It would be locked immediately.

[Zomby Woof]

24. HEZBOLLAH!!!!!!!!

:yoiks:

[CatWoman]

39. !!!!!

:rofl:

[sarcasmo]

27. Kick # 13

[KoKo]

28. Shouldn't this be in the Lounge? WTF?

[Deja Q]

29. Hmmm, closer to 8 myself...

:yoiks:

[CatWoman]

51. proof!!! we demand proof!!!

let's send a pic to Foley :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

30. IBTL!

:D

[Deja Q]

46. That keyhole looks so inviting!

:spray:

IBTL!!

[idgiehkt]

31. someone lovingly linked this to the lounge

so that we would not miss out on it's beauty.

Well done!

:toast:

[KittyWampus]

32. Are you going to be sewing us Halloween costumes or something?

[Catherine Vincent]

33. ROFL!

And I'm inviting myself to watch! ;-)

[CatWoman]

36. you would!!!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

35. this thread done transmogrified to the lounge

:)
Ok i was john holmes stunt double :)

[CatWoman]

37. *gasp*

:wow:

*faint*

[rug]

38. Welcome Home, CatWoman!

[CatWoman]

40. I was wondering where my thread went to

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

41. SHRINKAGE!!!!!

The water was cold!!!! x(

[CatWoman]

43. hahahahahahahahaha

I remember that :rofl:

Poor George :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

45. "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

:rofl:

[mntleo2]

47. Sooo ~ How Big IS It? The COMPUTER, I Mean!

:eyes: :evilgrin: :toast:

Cat In Seattle

[CatWoman]

48. *gulp*

it has a "massive" hard drive :rofl:

[mntleo2]

52. Byte Me Baby!

:wow: :bounce:

[IChing]

49. I'm gonna send your new hard drive an overload of bytes.

Nice Set of Floppies!

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

Need me to unzip your files?

If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long!

I'd like to boot up your PC!

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen!

I've got a 21 inch... (monitor)

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...

[CatWoman]

50. LOLOLOLOLOL

Too Funny!!!

:hi:

[toadzilla]

53. ive got my robe and my wizard hat on

:beer:

getting horny yet?

[CatWoman]

54. ooooooooo, baby!!!

:)

[catnhatnh]

55. Boxer shorts....

....cuz' tighty-whiteys might highlight my shortcomings....with boxers most ANYTHING might be in there....

[lavenderdiva]

56. Locking