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[AmyDeLune]

Bwahahahahahhaaaa!!!!!

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Today's featured article

Welcome to sunny Baghdad, land of the free--landing explosive devices--, home of the brave--for only the brave step near this warzone--, a fantastic glimpse into life in the Middle East! Don't be scared, it starts to remind you less and less of the Holocaust as you walk around, take in more of the city, and acclimate yourself to the smell. Wait, all that makes it seem more like the Holocaust. Never mind then. Forget I said anything about a 'Holocaust'. Seriously, don't bring up it up. Holocaust? What Holocaust? Nope. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about! I don't know what you're talking about! Good. You catch on quickly. Stay alert like that and you just might make it to the end of this tour.
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[baldguy]

1. Check this article out:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bush

[AmyDeLune]

2. They got "brazillion" in there!

Hee Hee Hee...

[AmyDeLune]

3. *sigh*