oh naughty girls - Etiquette guide offers sleaze tips for posh girls...

[bridgit]

'LONDON (Reuters) - For hundreds of years, Debrett's has guided Britain's aristocracy through the niceties of meeting royalty, going to the races or eating soup in the correct way.

Now the publishers of the bible of blue-blooded behavior are straying into previously unmentionable areas of the life of a modern girl -- with a new book offering guidance on adultery, toplessness and celebrity gossip.

The first edition of Debrett's Peerage and Baronetage -- known in Britain as the "toff's bible" was published in 1769, and its tome on manners, Debrett's Correct Form, has guided high society for decades.

But according to its editor, Jo Aitchison, the new book "Etiquette for Girls" is a sign that the traditional arbiters of civility are catching up with the times.

"It's a nod to the modern day," she told Reuters. "We're pulling Debrett's out of Victorian times and trying to make it relevant to today." The book's advice ranges from how to conduct a sleaze-free office fling or a disease-free one night stand, to how to smoke at social occasions and what to do when you meet a celebrity.

"Avoid dark-alley gropery and unladylike fumbling in the back of a cab," :spray: the guide says on the subject of one night stands. "Discuss the necessaries to avoid planting any love children or disease, and you're away."'

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-10-02T132357Z_01_L02914511_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-ETIQUETTE.xml&src=rss O8) :rofl:

[bridgit]

1. sleazy kick...

:kick:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. It's about time etiquette books started discussing stuff people really

care about.

Ugh...I feel dirty now. The bad kind though. The "I interacted with a crazy woman in GD" kind of dirty.

[bridgit]

3. that's what i was thinking...

GD's been real loungy lately...don'cha just love it :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Oh yeah...

I really love it when it feels like I'm debating a cross between a far-left Bill O'Reilly & PeeWee Herman.

[bridgit]

5. heehee, pee wee...

http://www.peewee.com O'Really-O'Rielly blows though x( sorry you had to suffer that, hon :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Well, she now has the dubious honor of being the 1st person on the

ignore list that I had wiped clean a couple months ago.

[bridgit]

7. you mean she's not on the list, or has been like excommunicated...

from you :scared: don't do that to me, i'll hop a flight to NJ and make you drink PBR with a snappy tom filler :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. She's the lone person on my ignore list.

As for the PBR, I actually think it's not bad for a cheap beer. I may drink expensive tequila, but it's just as likely that I'll have a 12-pack of PBR in the fridge, too. I don't trust whatever that Snappy Tom is. Just like I know never to trust Mad Cock.

[bridgit]

9. snappy tom is a spicy, half ass V-8 & i think it has crab juice in it...

i can't hang just thinking about it :puke: i am compelled to redact the entire notion :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Ewwwww...

That's the most revolting thing I've heard all day. Thank you for redacting that notion.

[bridgit]

11. turning in doll, catch'ya later...

:hi: :boring:

[deucemagnet]

13. Well, if it's a choice between Mountain Dew or Crab Juice...

...ya gotta have something to wash down your khlav kalash.

[bettyellen]

12. wait, dark-alley gropery is off the table!?!?

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Honestly, I don't understand why.

I mean, if no one sees you groping in a dark-alley, can it really be bad etiquette?

[bettyellen]

15. no, it's like trees falling iin the forest

i say, prove it happened!

[In_The_Wind]

16. Well, I never

sit on the bus and bellow down my mobile phone







I wonder if I'll learn anything new by reading an etiquette guide that offers sleaze tips for :shrug: posh girls.
Guess I'll have to work on becoming posh first.

[bridgit]

18. yeah, just who are these credentialed sleaze-ettes...

and if paris hilton or the like, is the essence of posh i mean really, who's teaching whom :rofl:

[tjwmason]

22. Paris Hilton posh?

I can think of few people to whom the title could be applied less accurately.

[bridgit]

33. TJ!!

:hi: :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Unladylike fumbling in the back of a cab is a lot of fun...

:cry: Why can't we do that any more? :(

[bridgit]

19. we'll just call it by a classier term, something Sydney would approve...

"I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.", "Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial." - Sydney Biddle Barrows ~

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. How about "cab cuddling" or something Sydney-approved like that...

or "hailing a taxi"??? :rofl: :rofl:

[bridgit]

21. why yes of course, while enunciating "Hail Taxi!!!" atop the proper...

venue/vehicle while bathed in moonbeams & starlight does lend an air concourse properly attended ;)

[wildhorses]

23. easy breezy, sleazy greasy nice and easy....beautiful!!

that's the naughty girls!!

[bridgit]

32. that's a big ole yeppers...

:)

[Sugar Smack]

24. LOL!! I love the word "posh".

:rofl: And I love the word "lofty". And I think you are divoonely inspired.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Whatever. Posh just makes me think of the Spice Girls.

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

26. *snort* As it is, my love knows no bounds for you:

dork-->:pals:<--dork

:rofl: :loveya: Holy shit!! LOL!!! "Spice Girls" (!!!) J, don't ever change. *begs*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Awww...

thank you.

:pals:

:loveya:

I even have a Mel C cd. She should totally be a lesbian.

[Sugar Smack]

28. I wrote a song for you:

Haruka,
When you come into a room it's like a nuke-aaaaah
You're the bomb
As the kiddies say, and you do it with aplomb
You're the most
Where's my toast?
We'll have 'splosions on the East Coast!!

*bows* :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Thank! It's Supah Sugah!

Much nicer than the song I wrote you.

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

30. So, where's my toast?

:spray: :patriot: :rofl:

[bridgit]

31. oh i know, the word "posh" is just so...well...posh...

:rofl: :hi: :hi: :hi: :bounce: