To everyone trying to improve their looks: A fake orange tan is not

[zonkers]

attractive.

[petronius]

1. This guy thinks it's pretty hot...

http://www.playfulplushtoys.com.nyud.net:8090/miva/graphics/00000001/ernie.jpg

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3. As does this guy..

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. The sad thing is if they only spend a few more dollars, they could buy

a fake tanner that doesn't make them orange.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

4. I'm going to butt in...

Skin cancer is worse, trust me. Fake bake is affordable and oh so nice. Madonna even uses it! No, not that one the aging rock star. :P

[zonkers]

5. No doubt about the Big C. So the orange look is sprayed on? I thought it

was tanning bed.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Yep it's the cheap spray stuff

Tanning bed is a real tan with all the side effects.

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7. Whatever makes someone feels good... is good. Just saying that visually,

its fine line between a healthy glow and the hue of a carrot. I guess the same applies for hair coloring techniques. It's all in the application.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. There are good "in a bottle tans"

It's only the really cheap ones that make a person look like a carrot. :)

I'm Italian so the least little sun and I'm turning brown, even I have to say the bottle color from a good product looks really good.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Then explain this...

http://www.handbag.com/galleries/gallery/Celeb_Style/Celebrity_beauty/beauty_celebfaketan/MemberID=9/
http://www.handbag.com/galleries/gallery/Celeb_Style/Celebrity_beauty/beauty_celebfaketan/MemberID=10/

(Granted not the WORST examples I could find, but still not good, haha.)

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10. Wow, I can't get over the rude pop up ads at that site.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Never knew there were pop-up ads.

Haven't seen one of those in ages.

[zonkers]

12. You didnt see them? Maybe not pop ups but that other kind that

covers part of the screen... then you have to click "close window" to get rid of it.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I don't see ads ever.

Firefox + Adblock is my best friend.

[Random_Australian]

14. Oh yes, about skin cancer.

A warm thankyou to the many industrialist scumbags who put a big hole in the ozone layer near me.

Thanks.

Lots.

(Not you Lone_Star_Dem, as I have good information that says you are not, in fact a scumbag, and you also don't create holes in the ozone layer over antartica in spring.)

[peekaloo]

15. I thought that maybe those people's parents had their baby shoes

bronzed while the kids were still in them. :shrug:

Am I showing my age? Do people still have baby shoes bronzed?

[ContraBass Black]

16. I saw a bronzed pair of baby shoes once.

[JVS]

17. Mmmm Orange

[fudge stripe cookays]

18. Partially orange looks better on me...

than Casper the Ghost white so that I blend in with white backgrounds and frighten small children with the pallidness of my complexion.

Damn these Teutonic genes! I'm the color of yogurt!