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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:11 AM
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I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.
I just worked a 14 hour day on my feet without food or water. Im hungry.

Whats for dinner, honey?

:7

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:13 AM
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1. Kink is fine but draw the line at tossing a dead rhino's salad.
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:19 AM
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6. now, I was just hungry
Too tired to think about anything else.

you get ten points for original sick-o originality, though.

;)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:20 AM
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7. When it comes to sick-o perv originality, I'm queen.
:evilgrin:
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:22 AM
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9. Now, where's that
"bowing to queen" emoticon at....
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Tyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:16 AM
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15. Probably easier than eating the ass out of a live one. n/t
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:14 AM
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2. Utah! Get me two!
Terrible, yet great movie! Gotta love Point Break.
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:24 AM
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10. WTF?
I soooooo dont remember that in point break.

My dad was saying that since at least 1975.

But that is still soooo funny!

:thumbsup:
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:35 AM
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11. When Keanu and Busey are on stakeout...
and Gary Busey keeps talking about meatball subs. Busey says he is so hungry "I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros." That's the first time I heard that expression.
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:41 AM
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12. Yeah!
I remember!

:rofl:

(!!!!)

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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:15 AM
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3. That's, uh, some very odd phrasing, there
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:16 AM
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4. Oh, you sissy!
Edited on Tue Oct-03-06 12:17 AM by gkdmaths
that was my dads favorite phrase when he was hungry. I've heard it since I was a kid.

Now, what kind of sandwich are you gonna make me? :P

:D

I'll bring the mead.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:18 AM
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5. dead rhino ass, I guess
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 12:21 AM
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8. Aw, common!
It wasnt that bad. Can I take you out for dinner, then? I promise, no bushmeat.

:rofl:

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:02 AM
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13. Jesus H. Christ, that sounds fonsch
Where's my raccoon head? :D
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:15 AM
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14. Mmmmmm. Dead rhinocerous ass.
:9
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:29 AM
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16. Try it with a touch of oregano and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese.
That's good ass!
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