ARE YOU INSANE? Please take the bathtub test -----> Just for fun!

[Radio_Lady]

The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what criteria was used to decide whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

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"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."


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"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


SO, DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

[Radio_Lady]

1. What happened? Are you afraid to take the test? It's not even a

real test, just a joke!

[Radio_Lady]

2. OK. I'll go away now..... NO PEEKING!

[ZombieNixon]

3. They've all been taken away, ha ha...

:crazy:

[Radio_Lady]

5. Herk and Ellen, sitting in a tree --- K I S S I N G....

...um, Herk, can you help me get this straight jacket off?

[Radio_Lady]

12. Zombie, I just realized I have no idea what HERK means!

[Radio_Lady]

13. UPDATE: Just read the HERK pages... got it!

[belladonna]

4. Just give me a bed near the window, I guess!

Huge surprise finding out that I'M insane :crazy:

[Radio_Lady]

8. Sorry to hear that, Belladonna. But you won't remember, because

belladonna is an amnesiac drug.... Maybe it's related to curare, which they used to give before shock treatments in the old hospital days. Curare immobilized the muscles and it the poison they put on the end of arrows in South American tribes.

Little tidbits from the nuthouse.

Goodbye for a minute....

[Radio_Lady]

9. self delete == the DU is stalking me... see message....

I'm going crazy!

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[flvegan]

6. Yes!! Passed w/flying colors.

[Radio_Lady]

10. Showoff! ... Here's your picture! We know you used to be --

threegan, then you were fourgan, and now, it's fivegan. Multiple personality disorder.


http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1917362_4,00.jpg

[Haole Girl]

7. Believe it or not, as crazy as I am, I thought of the correct answer

I know...go figure! :shrug:

[Radio_Lady]

11. Yea, my husband passed with flying colors, too.

Me? I would have used the bucket....... of course. It's pretty and I like the way it pours water on the floor.



I never could measure anyway...

[Radio_Lady]

14. HELLO???? Don't you just hate it when people stop talking to you!

I'm going back in my cage....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. normal

[Radio_Lady]

19. OK....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. normal

[Radio_Lady]

20. Second OK....

See ya around the funny farm, but just as a visitor...

[hunter]

17. The bucket would make a nice hat.

:silly:

[Radio_Lady]

18. With or without water in it?????