Tyler Durden
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Tue Oct-03-06 12:19 PM
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"BOY was I drunk last night. I don't remember a THING!!" |
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Edited on Tue Oct-03-06 12:21 PM by Tyler Durden
That's the typical, fratboy college excuse for waking up the next morning naked in bed with your same sex room mate.
This was a sort of cliche joke when I was in college with the Macho Latents. Now it's the newest rePuke latent Pedo excuse.
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Tue Oct-03-06 12:27 PM
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NewWaveChick1981
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Tue Oct-03-06 01:07 PM
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2. It's the "I'm not responsible for anything---it's someone else's fault" |
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excuse. I'll bet they blamed it on Bill Clinton. :P
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Tyler Durden
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Tue Oct-03-06 01:54 PM
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6. I remember once, at U of Mich in 1972... |
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I went to a party at Alpha Tau Omega. At about 3am, everyone was passed out or puking in the back yard (Not me. MJ is my Drug of Choice).
A buddy told me to go fetch something out of some guy's room upstairs, and I walked in on a "Tryst" among "Brothers."
The did the "BOY was I drunk last night blah blah blah" when I ran into them the next day. I wasn't really anymore embarrassed than when I walked in on my girlfriend doing one of my buds (THAT was embarassing).
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Tue Oct-03-06 01:09 PM
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I got really drunk once and couldn't remember anything, but I still only woke up in boxer shorts in my own bed, alone, with my same-sex roommate still in his. I guess that's what makes me a Democrat. :P
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Tyler Durden
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Tue Oct-03-06 01:49 PM
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4. No, it makes you 99.9% Heterosexual! |
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NO amount of booze can make me think a Man is a Woman; just not my thing, and doesn't freak me if it's someone elses.
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Tue Oct-03-06 01:52 PM
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5. Often said in tones of braggadocio |
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