Say you were trapped on an island with no food ..And every Duer you know

[Guava Jelly]

Who would you strangle and eat first.:)
:rofl:
:popcorn:

[ThomCat]

1. Do I have to strangle them first?

They might enjoy it more if they're consious. :9

[supernova]

2. I like the way you think

;-)

[ThomCat]

5. The lounge has corrupted me.

:P

I was perfectly innocent before I started hanging out here. :7

[supernova]

8. Sure you were

:D

[Guava Jelly]

3. Oh now don't turn this into one of those threads

i am trying to be good :)

[ThomCat]

4. Well, you should have warned me first.

How was I supposed to know you were turning over a new leaf? :)

[Guava Jelly]

6. I am just fooling around have at it

Get crazy.
Just dont get me tombstoned
:rofl:

[LostinVA]

7. You have been hanging out with certain DUers too much

They are sooo corrupting my little purry lad...

[ThomCat]

12. On the contrary,

There are so many DUers I haven't been hanging out with nearly enough. :)

[LostinVA]

13. OMG!!!

I love that photograph of Tom Kitten... it always makes me laugh...

[ThomCat]

16. It's awesome!

But I'm much more cute. :P

[LostinVA]

18. But do you have a pretty velvet suit like that???

[ThomCat]

20. No. I'm not nearly that classy.

I don't own even a single old-fashioned victorian velvet suit. :cry:

And my birthday already passed this year. :(

[LostinVA]

25. Assorted Winter Holidays are coming up...

[In_The_Wind]

9. The sweetest one of course.

wouldn't want 'em to spoil

[Haole Girl]

10. Uh oh,

I see this has already turned into a loaded question. I'm not saying another word.

[LostinVA]

14. heeheehee... you said

"Loaded."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Perv.

[LostinVA]

38. Tell me something I don't know, GF

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Too bad you're in VA. Priyanka and I are going apple picking.

[LostinVA]

40. OMG -- I'm doing that here on Saturday

Along with getting some yummy unpasteurized apple cider and some apple cider doughnuts.

What else is going to be errr picked, other than apples?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. We're going Sunday or next weekend.

Who knows what might be picked?

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

42. You two are sickos

[La Lioness Priyanka]

45. you are just jealous!

[LostinVA]

47. OMG!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. You wouldn't be saying that if you were going apple picking with us.

[LostinVA]

49. Hmmmmmmm

[Deja Q]

11. Uh, what context are we speaking?

:o

[LeftyMom]

15. I'm not eating any of you. I have standards.

:P

[ThomCat]

17. Elitist!

:P

[LeftyMom]

19. Well, cannibalism just doesn't seem especially vegan.

Other than the protein recycing/willing donor/thread locking kind. :D

[Guava Jelly]

24. So i say we eat the vegans first!!

They are bound to taste better :)

[LeftyMom]

26. Rumor has it we do.

But we're mean. Really. Horribly mean. And we have pointy sticks and we're not afraid to use them.

Ah, fuck it. :hides behind flvegan:

[Guava Jelly]

27. Crap don't hide behind the mutant

I would take an army to strangle that guy :)

[LeftyMom]

29. That, my friend, is the idea.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

31. you don't fight fair!!

:)

[LeftyMom]

32. I don't fight at all. I'm invoking Power of Girliness.

So. There.

[Guava Jelly]

sugar and spice and everything nice my ass!!

:)

[skygazer]

21. I'd rather eat Johnson

He doesn't have a gamey leg.*





*Must be a Monty Python fan to get this.

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Johnson's not kosher

[flvegan]

22. Eat first, strangle later.

Or maybe, not strangle at all. Can't imagine an island without food.

[Deja Q]

23. Eat first, choke later - would that not be preferable?

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. do i have to strangle her? Cant i just eat her?

i prefer i didnt have to strangle the poor girl!

[Guava Jelly]

33. psssst (we are talking cannibalism) not WINK WINK

:rofl:
I say whatever soothes your appetite :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

37. that sort of eating is often a replacement for dinner for me...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. Strangling me is over-rated.

[Name removed]

34. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[conscious evolution]

43. Not into

necrophelia,dude.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. you mean cannabalism, right?

[bridgit]

46. sex thread = shame on you...

:rofl:

[conscious evolution]

54. necrophilia isn't

sex.

Unless your a republican

[rug]

50. Do we have a choice between fried and boiled?

[Guava Jelly]

51. it's your choice how you wish to cook your catch

:)

[Guy Fawkes]

52. The ones who have me on ignore.

(Because they won't see this message!)

[SOteric]

53. Did you hear the one about the cannibal

who passed his brother on the road the other day?

[Jamastiene]

55. Can I just eat some nice looking DU'ers alive?

I think that would be waaaay more fun. :evilgrin: