Post something to scare the crap out of me.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Something true, something that could really happen that will just scare the ever loving crap out of me, in honor of halloween and the republicans being backed into a corner. I'm in the mood to be scared this evening. It keeps me on my toes. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[Road Scholar]

1. North Korea sells nuclear warheads worldwide to feed it's

population.

[matcom]

2. see your last thread

:7

[bigwillq]

3. A baby kitten is outside, sitting under your window

you hear the cute, little snowball purring. Then it starts to cry, getting louder and louder as the grandfather clock that stands erect in your living home belches. It's midnight.

The cat's cries are getting even louder. You cannot stand to listen to the cries anymore even though Rachael Ray and her EVOO are piercing out, even louder than the cat, from the TV.

You decide to get up off the couch. You put down the remote and your can of Pepsi. You slowly move towards the door, almost tripping on your Garfield slippers that you now put on to make your move outside.

You approach the door. Reach out with your left hand and slowly turn the brass knob.

You peer out the door, leaves rustling, fog forming in the darkness. A glance to your left and you spot snowball.

All of a sudden, the bushes shake. You look up and a man is running towards you. You begin to back up but the man, sly as a fox, has got you by the arm.

The man says his name his Mark and he's holding a bible. The bible is torn and ragged and Mark asks:

"Hello, can you help me? I am in need of my pages.

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. LOL...

I said scary! Not

[bigwillq]

7. I would be scared!

Esp. if Mark Foley came to my door with a bible asking for pages.
Shit, I still think I look young enough to be a page! :P :) :rofl:




I don't have anything scary for you! Glad you liked my story though.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. I'm a girl...

What do I have to be scared of? LOL

[bigwillq]

16. True dat!

I just wanted to be funny!

:(


:)

[Guava Jelly]

5. I am right behind you!!!

wearing a dubya mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u4ic]

6. I'd post a pic

of me in the morning, but even my camera runs away in sheer terror...:scared:


:(

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. LOL

Dang...When I said scary, I thought you guys would post ghost stories or something...
I wasn't expecting you guys to have me gasping for air! And now I have to pee. Thank you VERY much. LOL
Duckie

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Tom Coburn for president.

:hide:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. Did you see they put that bastard in charge of the committee...

dealing with environmental/global warming issues? The idiot said it's been brought to his attention that global warming a myth. :scared:
Duckie

[Ptah]

11. You could have a bad breakfast while campimg.

:shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. LMAO.

That's really funny. We don't have a lot of bad meals camping.
Duckie

[Zavulon]

14. OBL could be caught late this month, and

the Repugs could manage to hold on to both Houses.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. Not likely...

But scary as hell.
Duckie

[Zavulon]

25. I put nothing past those fucks.

Suppose we were to learn that OBL could have been captured or killed at almost any time but the administration left him alone because of the campaign value. Who in DU would be surprised? Not this kid.

Naturally, it would be more useful to use him two years from now, but OBL allegedly has kidney troubles and might not make it that long.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

26. Oh, I was talking about the other part of what you said.

I wouldn't be surprised about the OBL thing. I think it'd be great if we found out that OBL died in one of the bombings Clinton ordered during his term as president. They'd all collectively SHIT themselves.
Duckie

[Lady Freedom]

17. Try this

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. DAMN YOU!

That is creepy! :scared:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Denny Hastert.

Buck naked, on your doorstep.

[BreweryYardRat]

19. Oookay...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Spiders FREAK me out.

I was thinking along the lines of scenarios of nuclear war, getting blown up...the spiders are much worse. :scared:
Duckie

[ThingsGottaChange]

29. OMFG, seawolf

Was that giant arachnid in your house?????????? What the hell kind was it? Did it eat any small children or pets? Have you moved yet? I'd have died on the spot.

I'll be having some dandy dreams tonight, thank you very much.

[BreweryYardRat]

32. Nope.

That's a huntsman spider from Australia. (And one of the more common pics on the internet.) Aside from their tendency to hide in car sun visors, they're pretty harmless.

[dback]

22. You're out, looking hot, feeling cool, and you pass a table of hotties...

...and behind you, you hear one of them say, "Oh GOD, not that one! He/she's like, totally OLD!" :)

Just a reminder about today's 21 year-olds:

They have no memory of the Reagan administration (or, probably, Bush I).
You have always been able to record TV shows, off 80+ channels.
Computers have always been in people's homes.
Phones have always had buttons.
They probably never saw "E.T." or "Raiders of the Lost Ark" in a movie theater.
Vietnam is as far away for them as World War II was for Gen-Xers.
Medications have always come wrapped in plastic.
Disco has always been fun, cool music to dance to.
Rap/Hip-hop has always been the predominant form of pop and radio music.
There has always been a PG-13 rating.
They don't know what "Pong" is.
Little kids have always ridden in carseats.
They probably have never seen Elvis, the Beatles, Barbra Streisand, Michael Jackson, Madonna, or any of the "legends" in their TV debuts. (Including MTV.)
Water has always been sold in bottles.
They think there has always been e-mail.
There has always been Nickelodeon.
There have always been more than two Disney theme parks worldwide.
They may be the last generation to see 2-D traditional animation used on a wide-scale for theatrical films.
They can't remember a time before Michael Jordan.
They don't know how to make a cake without a mix, or prepare dinner without a microwave.
They have never used a typewriter--manual or electric.
They don't understand half of the references in this list.

[Haole Girl]

23. Did you see the Cat in a Bowl?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5699142

[sarge43]

24. George Bush occupies the office of President of the United States

If that doesn't make you clinch all over ....

[cobalt1999]

27. eventually the sun will expand into a red giant and swallow the earth.

Well, it's true and will really happen. :)

[NoPasaran]

28. Snakes! On a muthafuckin' plane!

[Broken_Hero]

30. easy one

You are trapped in an elevator with 11 other rabid, white male, fundamentalist, OU Sooner fanatics...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

36. They'd be scared of me...

Cause I'd be wearing burnt orange and hookin some horns.
Duckie

[Aristus]

31. President Jeb Bush.

Even scarier is the real possibility that his campaign will try to win over Democrats by saying "It's okay; He's the smart one!"

[reyd reid reed]

33. * has a sure-fire plan to get himself a third term

Can't fail.

[evirus]

34. cheney 2008

Record land slides in voter turn out, votes on electronic machines, and number of horsement closest to 4 without going over

[NMMNG]

35. The B*sh twins could start procreating ANY DAY!

:scared:

[idgiehkt]

37. candiru fish

these scare me.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis—and perhaps deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation.

[skygazer]

38. This seems to be doing the trick for several people

Though I don't really understand it. ~sigh~

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5702725

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. Spiders FREAK me out.

They're creepy and scary.
Duckie

[Sugar Smack]

40. You have thousands of mites crawling around

in your eyebrows & eyelashes RIGHT NOW.

[datasuspect]

41. over the course of a lifetime

you will have consumed several pounds of insects during your sleep simply from them crawling in your mouth.

[Susang]

42. Don't forget how much of your body is consumed

By insects while you are sleeping. Many insects live off of dead skin cells and other human by-products, you know. ;-)

[datasuspect]

43. YUM!

or the legally allowable, by the FDA, (in PPM) of rat droppings, insect body parts, and other assorted filth in our food.