Question: How does newyawker99 keep track of milestones?

[Arugula Latte]

Is she constantly clicking away on profiles, or what?

Just curious ... :shrug:

[khashka]

1. She won't tell anyone....

I think she may have sold her soul to Satan. One of those contracts where she sells her soul as long as Satan provides the info......

Well, maybe, maybe not.

But it's something.... cuz I don't even know my own milestones.....

Khash.

on edit: New theory. She may be a very sweet AI with all DU as her database.

[MrCoffee]

2. TIA...but i'm not supposed to talk about it.

[qnr]

3. Hah! She doesn't. She throws random names up that nobody checks,

along with two or three that she researched. Then, she hires people to say she forgot them, so that it looks like she is really having to work hard and occasionally messes up. Have you ever checked everyone in the milestone list to see if they are really a milestone? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Or, on the other hand, I could just be FOS.

:hi:

one hundred thousand apologies! It's a joke darn it!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

4. She implanted a nanochip into each of us at birth

and that's how she keeps track of us. Although some of the older DUers have expressed continued discomfort of having tracking devices made out of valves and wires in their spines.

newyawker99 is a complex artificially intelligent fembot and her personality is a composite of Xenu the Destroyer, Ada Lovelace and Empress Matilda.

[rug]

5. Her day job is at the NSA.