I've been watching baseball and porn and drinking beer all day

[dolo amber]

Today, I am a man. :patriot:

[MrCoffee]

1. not if you turned off baseball to watch porn...

if you watched porn between innings/games, then you're golden.

[dolo amber]

6. Not only did I do that,

I also swore profusely and called my beloved Yankees everything but a moo cow. :D

[MrCoffee]

8. Welcome to manhood!

:toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Sounds like a great day to me.

[dolo amber]

9. I'm new to this whole watching porn thing

I'm not sure I quite *get* it. I can like...DO most, if not all these things...why do I need to watch other people do it? :shrug:

Still though...PORN!! :bounce:

:D

[MrCoffee]

10. why? because it's there!

gimme back that beer.


:toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Actually, I have a website for suggestions...

www.pornojim.com

There's suggestions right on his site, plus he covers more in his podcasts (always with a female guest reviewer). Basically, he believes porn should be enjoyable for both men & women, and rates it that way. Some porn out there is really bad, but the good stuff is quite good.

[mongo]

16. If you can do most if not all the things you were watching

then you're either extremely limber or have some really boring porn

:smile:

[matcom]

3. not quite mister

how many times did you fart?

hhhhhmmmmmmm??

[dolo amber]

4. The bulldog farted plenty for both of us

:eyes:

[SOteric]

5. Not until you spit on the floor and scratch yourself,

& try to talk hedges into wearing fishnets and a garter belt.

[dolo amber]

7. "Talk hedges into"?

Silly Julsey. :silly:

[SOteric]

11. This thread

is useless without high-quality .gifs, suitable for Photoshopping and blackmail purposes.

:hi:

[dolo amber]

15. Close enough?

[SOteric]

19. It doesn't really fulfill

the "suitable for 'Shopping" requirement, but it does conjure up a horrifyingly realistic picture in the minds eye... which, if you'll excuse me I'm about to go poke out.

[sundog]

13. the sun'll come out tomorrow

[dolo amber]

14. !!

[mdmc]

20. !!

:)

[rug]

17. Not until you scratch your nuts.

[BrotherBuzz]

18. You stole my thunder

Ain't America grand! :rofl: