OXYMORONS

[bertha katzenengel]

great music video

post away...

[MrScorpio]

1. Military Intelligence

After 22 years in uniform, I saw that with my own two eyes

[rug]

2. Republican values

[bertha katzenengel]

3. reasonably priced cat surgery

just got an $800 estimate to have Daddy's teeth cleaned

[qnr]

4. Old news n/t

[yewberry]

5. Microsoft Works

silent scream
peacekeeper missile

[Crazy Dave]

6. Compassionate Conservatism n/t

[av8rdave]

7. wedded bliss

[bertha katzenengel]

8. Bummer.

Six years later I find that's not an oxymoron. Sad that it is for some. :hug:

[av8rdave]

9. actually, it's not....but for many, apparently so

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Don't you mean OXYMORANS???

Remember where you are! :evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Oops - My Bad! My penance is to make up a new one, so here goes:

Hmm . . .

Hmm . . .

oh, hell, I guess i'm not very creative.

But i'll tell a story: I was once in a big group at a Chinese restaurant. Everyone was ordering. My sister saw "jumbo shrimp" and laughed at it, and said, "I love oxymorons." The waiter said, "yes, we have that!" :rofl:

[wildhorses]

11. rush limbaugh....

a moron on oxycotin (heehee):hi:

[baldguy]

13. Patriotic conservative...

[sarge43]

14. Jumbo Shrimp

Baby Grand Piano

Pygmy Elephant

Congressional Oversight

Chickenhawk Hero

[Haole Girl]

15. compassionate conservative

or, controlled chaos

[wildhorses]

16. pre-owned cars

:eyes:

[liberaltrucker]

17. Congressional Ethics

nt

[Bossy Monkey]

18. Here's a few

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5680502

[Catshrink]

19. Fox News: Fair and Balanced

:puke:

[VeggieTart]

20. Supreme Court Justice

or so I thought when Clarence Thomas was confirmed to the court.