What a nut

[VeggieTart]

So with my new job, I work on Sundays, and today was no exception. I got on the bus and some guy is yelling at what must be the top of his lungs about racism and religion and whatever. He has a book in his hands that he's jabbing--maybe he was talking about god. I am trying not to pay attention to him, but he's drowning out the BNL tunes on my iRiver. I mean, this dude is loud, really fucking loud, can't-hear-myself-think loud, and all of the other passengers near the front of the bus where I am are just looking around hoping he gets bored or whatever. A nervous looking woman is sitting right across from him.

So finally, the stop before mine, he gets off, and as the bus pulls away, I murmur, if there was a god, George Bush wouldn't be president. I can get away with that in Washington, DC, where 90 percent of the people are Dems. Luckily, I got a few laughs.

[hickman]

1. Obviously the message was lost in the performance.

Probably the message was flawed, so the loud performance. I just try to enjoy the show when it happens to me. Life is getting to short for anything else.

[Floogeldy]

2. That is scary.

Do you carry Mace?