If Spam ads were real....

[garybeck]

If Spam ads were real....


I'd have at lest 2,000 Rolex watch replicas.

My penis would be the size of the Empire State Building. Everyone would envy my penis.

I would outlast my wife every night.

I would weigh about 20 pounds from magic diet pills. I guess almost all that weight would be in my penis.

I would be a multimillionaire from all my online gambling winnings.

I would be a multimillionaire because some rich guy in Congo died and didn't have anyone to leave his money to, and his lawyer wants to give it to me.

I would be a multimillionaire because I won the lottery in England.

I would understand what this means:
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Bill Gates would be sending me checks just for forwarding his emails to everyone I know.

I would work at home in my underware and make $20,000 per month.

I would have refinanced my home at least 750 times and cashed in on my home equity, resulting in a 0% interest rate and hundreds of thousands of extra bucks in my pocket.

I would have every software program ever created, for free.

I would have 649 new logos created for my business.

I would have quit my job long ago to become a day-trader with all the great stock tips.

I would have so much Viagra and Cialis, my penis would no longer remember what it means to rest.

I would get all my prescription drugs for 10% of the regular price.

I would have a dream job making $500,000 per year. Don't know why I'd need a job with all the money I already won.






Wouldn't life be great?

[Deja Q]

1. You also forgot

You'd have 20 wives
And as for the size of your hooh-hah-dilly, you don't wanna know! :spray: