I want to be a lesbian, and yet I am not; I challenge all DU lesbians...

[bridgit]

to compile a proper list of 'whys' I should change my mind and come on over...I'm waiting :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Is your husband aware of this?

[bridgit]

2. that's not a proper list...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. girls are hot.

this is the only good reason.

[ThomCat]

4. The one problem with that is,

so are guys. :9

[Deja Q]

12. And much like guys,

toasters pop up after a moment's heating too... :spray:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yeah.

The toaster thing is overrated. My toaster sucks.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. and i have never owned a toasted

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. You've never owned a toaster?

Wow. I always have to have a toaster.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. nope. never.

i dont like toast very much.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Well, toaster ovens are very convenient for other stuff.

I only have a popup toaster though. It cost me $6 and it hasn't burned the house down yet.

[johnnie]

8. You have a toaster that sucks?

Then I guess we men don't need the women. So all of you can turn lesbian now. :)

[bridgit]

6. being one i am inclined to agree, keep it coming no pun intended...

:)

[xchrom]

11. oh please miss thing -- you're a gay man -- and you know it.

[bridgit]

14. bhwahaha, ed & curtis say the very same thing = we are all gay men...

somewhere in this mix :rofl: :loveya:

[xchrom]

18. hi! miss bridgit!

:hi:

[bridgit]

19. xchrom!! dear one...

:hi:

[Betty88]

15. top two, no back hair and better tasting

[bridgit]

20. taken under most sincere advisement & welcome to du, Betty88...

now that's a proper list :hi: :hi: :hi: :kick:

[libnnc]

16. 1. Almost always guaranteed an orgasm....

2. Never have to worry about getting preggers.
3. If you play your cards right, you can double your wardrobe.

Trifecta, baby! :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

21. Ha! excellent list, hubby already calls me: Princess Clothes Horse...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Exactly. Hell, my one ex-gf is in San Francisco, but I still have some of

her clothes.

Getting some tank tops out of the breakup was way better than any of the drama I got during our relationships.

[PVnRT]

17. Men are assholes, women are psycho

The only choice is asexuality.

[bridgit]

22. um, while i understand & appreciate your post...i do like me my...

intimate, familiar, initiated moonbeams & twiddled full release so very so, i've already spent some protracted time in a silent French convent :hi:

[NMMNG]

24. 1. 0% risk of pregnancy

2. Lowest risk of HIV
3. Boobs :evilgrin: