Video Clip: Kevin Federline's acting debut on "CSI"..."You bitches..."

[Human Torch]

October 9, 2006
Kevin Federline makes his acting debut

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/kevin_federline_makes_his_acti.html

I've seen some pretty moving performances before, but Kevin Federline portraying 'Angry Onlooker #2' has just topped the list. His delivery of "You bitches haven't caught them cats yet?" in the upcoming CSI touches the soul. In the hands of an amateur it could've been a disaster, but K-Fed's masterful grasp of the craft really makes it work. I almost shudder to think how somebody like Tom Hanks would've butchered it. He'd probably just trip and wet his pants with a line that difficult.

[Bunny]

1. Slow. Clap.

Slow. Clap.
Slow. Clap.


I wept at the beauty. How does one go about nominating performances for the Emmy?

[Human Torch]

2. I wanna nominate the actor who socked him in the gut.

I'm guessing he didn't get paid...HE'S the one who put up the greenbacks for that golden opportunity.

:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

3. There's something satisfying about seeing the dirtbag get punched.

Even if it is fiction.

[Human Torch]

5. It's "catharsis"...it washes away all of my sins and disappointments.

He needs to be punched over and over and over again. But in the context of TODAY, once will do NICELY.

:toast:

[Darth_Kitten]

4. He'd give Olivier a run for his money.......

:hide:

Funny thing was I auditioned for that part but they wanted a more experienced actor. :hug: My loss, his gain. :(

[peekaloo]

6. Dir: Take 46: Please just say bitches as it is written. No embellishments,

extra syllables or high pitched variations Mr. Federline. It's getting late and the crew's a tad restless.

KF: Yo! What's my motivation?

Dir: To get yo punk ass away from a mic and truly embarrass you in front of an even larger audience.

KF: 'ight.