Sometimes experience is the best advice - why not give me yours

[LynneSin]

My advice - Do not pick the milk jug up by the lid!

[datasuspect]

1. hang out in a barbershop long enough,

you're gonna get a haircut.

just because you're a beaver, don't mean a tree can't fall on you.

[lizziegrace]

2. "Never say never"

and "Be careful what you wish for. You might get it."

[meegbear]

3. When a sign says "Bridge Out" ...

the bridge is out.

[pdx_prog]

6. Hmmm.....

It never stopped "The Bandit"....lol

[LynneSin]

20. I'm guessing you have 1st hand experience with this

:shrug:

[meegbear]

21. Almost ...

in a car with a buzzed out buddy. Trust me, they're put up for a reason.

[Mutley]

4. Pay attention to what you're pouring on your cereal in the morning

:scared:

[Ramsey]

22. Corollary...

Pay attention to what you are putting in your eyes in the morning.

About once a year I squirt my eyes with my peroxide cleanser instead of my saline. Ouchy!!!

[Mutley]

25. Ouchy, indeed.

It's makin' my eyes water just thinking about it.

x(

[skygazer]

5. Lift with your legs, not your back

Never start a land war in Asia.

[pdx_prog]

7. You don't tug on Superman's cape.....

You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

[MrCoffee]

8. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

[datasuspect]

9. never bring a knife to a gunfight

[MrCoffee]

15. never bring an electric knife to a knife fight...the cord gets in the way.

[LynneSin]

17. Damnit, I was going to bring my Swiss Army Knife to a gunfight

You're telling me it won't work

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

19. now you know...and knowing is half the battle. n/t

[mark414]

10. don't pee on the electric fence

it takes two to tango

don't jump off moving trains

[Haole Girl]

11. Learn from other peoples' mistakes...

...instead of making them, too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. If you've got a car full of contraband and a cop behind the wheel...

just act cool.

[taterguy]

13. Hike the Grand Canyon

It's a bit of a cliche but it really is awe inspiring. Just don't be a typical tourist. Step off the sidewalk and walk down to the Colorado River. It's only 18 miles round trip, a pleasant stroll.

[LynneSin]

14. When sunbathing, don't forget to put sunblock on your feet

Nothing is worse then massive burns on your feet

:cry:

[kmla]

16. Don't iron naked. Especially when the iron is at waist height ...

... on the "extra steam" setting.

Just sayin'.

[fizzgig]

18. don't cook naked

especially stuff like bacon or other things that pop

[YankeyMCC]

23. Never pass up a chance to

pee or eat.

[LostinVA]

24. Advice: it's really not a good idea to use a sharp knife to open

stubborn packaging.

You'll realize this a nanosecond before you discover you really CAN bleed like a stuck pig.

[Deep13]

26. Don't run with scissors.

They're the only pair I have and I need them.

[momophile]

27. don't give natural birth to a ten-pound baby

it hurts

but that's just my opinion

[LynneSin]

31. My mom did it not once - but twice

My brother was 10lb, I was 10.5lbs

[LSK]

28. check the air in your tires from time to time

[scarlet_owl]

29. Don't play the accordion topless.

Trust me on this one.

[Broken_Hero]

30. Never, ever...

pee out a car window, while doing 75mph on the freeway....

[LynneSin]

32. Please don't tell me this is from experience

:scared:

[Broken_Hero]

33. Of course not...

It was a friend, of a friend's neighbors, half cousins child's, best friend...who did it...:)

[mikeytherat]

34. Never open a huge bag of Skittles in the loft of your house.

The bag WILL explode and launch those suckers everywhere. Five years later when you sell the house and move out, you will still be finding them.

mikey_the_rat