In 50 words or less - why should YOU be a DU Lounge Moderator

[LynneSin]

What makes you most qualified?

[Mutley]

1. I shouldn't.

Only needed two words. Three if you count the contraction. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Neither should I.

I'd have to lock my own threads and/or those of other Loungers. :P

[Deja Q]

12. I'll get the handcuffs!

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Ooooh, goodie!

A man after my own heart... :evilgrin: :*

[Deja Q]

2. *ahem*

My experience and my time here on DU would make me a greeeeeeeat candidate! Tony the Tiger knows I'm greeeeeeat too! :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. ...

:rofl:

[tjwmason]

4. Sex threads for all.

Might not quite pass muster with the admins though. :eyes:

[Deep13]

5. You mean why should I not be?

I would never have locked the thread titled "As an astronomer, I enjoy probing Uranus."

Ah, the joke that never gets old!

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Erm... uh...... let's see..... ummm.....

Yeah, I got nothin'. :shrug:

[jobycom]

7. I'm lazy, underachieving, and a slacker.

Isn't that the type of cop you want to encounter?

[billyskank]

8. Cause I've been here for years and years and never modded before

Not that I am applying for the job, mind.

[cwydro]

9. oh, I can think

of a brazillion reasons. :)

[Deja Q]

10. oh, I can think

of a brazillion bras. :)

[anarch]

13. I would lock things completely at random

except for the sex threads, which I would just let slide.

Hmmm. Those probably aren't really very good qualifications.

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. The Lounge would be become Animal House

Under my drooping, inattentive eye.

[LynneSin]

17. Are you going to put DUers on Double Secret Probabation

:shrug:

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. I'll blackmail them for chocolate

:-)

[philosophie_en_rose]

16. I would rule this place with an iron fist!

Just kidding.

:bounce:

[asthmaticeog]

18. I know where the bodies are buried.

That is all.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. I 'd be good at it, is why!

[LSK]

20. moderators. hot. tub.

:D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. i want to be able to torture LynneSin mercilessly

with posts i can tack to the top of the lounge!

[LostinVA]

23. I have the perfect answer, my pets:

Because I would TS all of the high post count, long-term trolls (like Lynnesin).

[UrbScotty]

24. I live in Michigan and am therefore better than you (nt)