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Tue Oct-10-06 01:21 PM
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Phrases people use that don't irritate you |
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Edited on Tue Oct-10-06 01:22 PM by datasuspect
or ones you might even like.
"10-4"
"10 roger"
"drunker than cooter brown"
"drunker than a couple of road lizards"
"son, (usually a food product) is so good, it would make you smack your mama"
"eh"
"ooh la la"
"g'z up, hoes down"
"the only other language i know is the international language"
"i don't know much about what you are saying, but i know a lot about drinking budweiser and whoopin ass"
"there's a can of chinga tu madre in the cupboard. help yourself."
"we're fresh out of (a thing)."
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:26 PM
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1. "My god, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen..." |
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Edited on Tue Oct-10-06 01:26 PM by BarenakedLady
Teehee. Yeah right. :rofl:
"Can I buy you a drink?" "What can I get you?" "Your wish is my command." "I live to serve you." "Yes, my Queen"
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:29 PM
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2. "Colder than a well digger's ass" |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:31 PM
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3. "busier than a one armed paperhanger" |
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texas has a million of these phrases.
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:52 PM
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18. This one came out of Oklahoma.... |
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possibly Texas, too, as the person who taught me the phrase's grandfather once was sheriff of the county where the big town is Muleshoe, TX.
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:42 PM
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:43 PM
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7. "you're not so bad yourself" |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:45 PM
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12. and you smell good, too! |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:46 PM
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13. "i like the cut of your jib, sailor" |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:49 PM
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16. there's just something about a man in uniform *sigh* |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:58 PM
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22. so you like men in uniform? |
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Tue Oct-10-06 02:00 PM
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24. some uniforms are more awe inspiring than others... |
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for some reason a fireman's uniform...or an astronaut *sigh* soooooo romantic to me
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Tue Oct-10-06 02:01 PM
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25. wrong place...shit, I suck...never mind what!! |
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Edited on Tue Oct-10-06 02:02 PM by wildhorses
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Tue Oct-10-06 09:29 PM
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42. ...unless it's followed by "Oh, that isn't you!" n/t |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:42 PM
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:43 PM
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9. "you're my greatest inspiration" |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:48 PM
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14. that reminds me of one of my all time favorite love songs: |
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(You're My) Soul And Heart's Inspiration by Righteous Brothers Girl I can't let you, do this, Let you walk away Girl how can I live through this When you're all I wake up for each day baby
You're my soul and my heart's inspiration You're all I got to get me by You're my soul and my heart's inspiration Without you baby what good am I
I never had much going But at least I had you How can you walk out knowing I ain't got nothing left if you do baby
You're my soul an my heart's inspiration You're all I got to get me by You're my soul and my heart's inspiration Without you baby what good am I What good am I
Baby, I can't make it without you And I'm, I'm telling you honey You're my reason for laughing, for crying, For living and for dying
Baby I can't make it without you Please I'm begging you baby If you go it will kill me, I swear it I just can't bear it
You're my soul and my heart's inspiration You're all I got to get me by You're my soul and my heart's inspiration Without you baby what good am I Oh what good am I Oo-oo-oo-oo....
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:49 PM
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15. that reminds me of one of my favorite songs |
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God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you Put it in the soul of everyone Do you know what you want? you dont know for sure You dont feel right, you cant find a cure And youre gettin less than what youre lookin for
You dont have money or a fancy car And youre tired of wishin on a falling star You gotta put your faith in a loud guitar
Chorus: God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah) God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you Put it in the soul of everyone
Now listen If you wanna be a singer, or play guitar Man, you gotta sweat or you wont get far Cause its never too late to work nine-to-five
You can take a stand, or you can compromise You can work real hard or just fantasize But you dont start livin till you realize - I gotta tell ya!
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you Gave rock and roll to everyone God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you Put it in the soul
(instrumental break)
God gave rock and roll to you (to everyone he gave the song to be sung) Gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to everyone
God gave rock and roll to you (to everyone he gave the song to be sung) Gave rock and roll to you, saved rock and roll for everyone Saved rock and roll
Chorus repeats out...
I know life sometimes can get tough! and I know life sometimes can be a drag! But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road And that roads name is... rock and roll!
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:43 PM
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6. What can I do to help? |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:43 PM
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8. Drinks are on the house |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:44 PM
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10. "his/her money is no good here" |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:44 PM
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11. Bless you...when I sneeze other times... meh...not so much |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:50 PM
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Edited on Tue Oct-10-06 01:51 PM by YankeyMCC
Lol - I misread the title and listed phrases I don't like.
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:55 PM
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19. there is another thread for that purpose... |
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:56 PM
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20. dumber than a dirt clod |
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and you know how dumb that is :rofl:
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:57 PM
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21. "RedStateShame, you're a god among mere mortals!!" |
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I mean, I don't believe it or anything, and nobody has ever said that as far as I know, but I can safely say I wouldn't be irritated by such a phrase.
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Tue Oct-10-06 01:59 PM
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23. "datasuspect, you RULE the earth!" |
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has a nice ring to it . . .
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Tue Oct-10-06 02:03 PM
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I just love the sound of that:P
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Tue Oct-10-06 02:04 PM
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27. hotter than the hinges hanging on the gates of hell |
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Tue Oct-10-06 02:07 PM
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28. Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock |
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Tue Oct-10-06 02:45 PM
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29. I'm happier than a wooden spoon at a spelling bee! |
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Edited on Tue Oct-10-06 02:45 PM by tk2kewl
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Tue Oct-10-06 08:29 PM
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37. "i'm as happy as a monkey with a peanut machine" |
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Tue Oct-10-06 03:07 PM
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30. My Grandmother used to say, when disgusted, |
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"That (insert object) would Gag a Maggot"
I always liked that saying....
Also, "Dumb as a bag of hammers"
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Tue Oct-10-06 03:30 PM
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33. He is as sharp as a marble |
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Tue Oct-10-06 03:14 PM
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31. I'm havin' more trouble than a three-legged cat... |
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tryin' to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
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Tue Oct-10-06 08:35 PM
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40. Thats so bad,I may use it!! |
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Tue Oct-10-06 03:29 PM
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32. colder than a witch's tits in a brass brassiere |
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Tue Oct-10-06 03:31 PM
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34. As useless as tits on a bull |
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Tue Oct-10-06 03:31 PM
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35. He doesn't know shit from Shinola.. |
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Tue Oct-10-06 06:30 PM
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One of the best putdowns I've heard.
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Tue Oct-10-06 08:32 PM
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38. Tequila makes her clothes fall off. |
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Tue Oct-10-06 08:35 PM
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39. Here's a million dollars! nt |
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Tue Oct-10-06 09:27 PM
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41. "I like it when you, an adult, drink milk in front of me!" |
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