I am having Chicken Soup. Ask me something.

[bigwillq]

:hi:

Hope everyone is doing well.

I am at work. It's going to get busy soon.


:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Did you make it yourself?

:)

[bigwillq]

2. No I did not.

I bought it from the cafeteria at work.

The soup there is really good.

:hi:

[WannaBePassingFair]

3. Did you have a soda on the side?

lol.

[bigwillq]

4. An orange Glaceau water

YUMMY! :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Do you have a cold?

[bigwillq]

6. No

I just like soup.

:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I like soup too...

When the weather gets a little cooler, I'm going to make some!

[bigwillq]

10. Could you send me a care package?!

:)

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. If I knew how to ship it there, I would...

Come on down to DC! :D

[bigwillq]

15. Come on up to CT!

:)

[jonnyblitz]

7. are you trying to pad your post count with this thread?

:P

i will be hitting 15,000 finally and soon and i *dread* that milestone thread. hopefully i can slink on by with no notice...but newyawker doesn't miss a beat somehow...

it's funny i have been here longer than you and you have far passed me on post count. must be because of threads like this, eh? :hug: :hi:

[bigwillq]

11. Yes. I am a post count whore.

:) :P


:hi:


NY99 would've found out anyway but you just gave away the secret!


:hi: :hug:

[jonnyblitz]

13. not if i stop posting at 14,999 and never post ever again. nt

[bigwillq]

16. You wouldn't do that to me!

Would you?

:shrug:



:)

:hi:

[jonnyblitz]

19. PMs dont count towards post count

last i checked. :D

(stop making me post)

[taterguy]

9. What's the longest bike ride you've ever been on?

[bigwillq]

12. One mile, maybe.

:shrug:

I never liked bike riding.
I always had one as a kid but never really used it.

We would just walk if we wanted to go somewhere.

[taterguy]

17. A follow up question if I may

Why do you hate bike riding and what alternative do you propose?

One of the many reasons I enjoy cycling is that is that using something other than a car for transportation fucks with those in charge. I'm from the Watergate "Follow the money" generation.

Oil producers give money to people I don't like. If the flow of money to oil producers decreases then the people I don't like will have less power.

Where is the flaw in my logic? Not being snarky, trying to generate a genuine dialogue here, even though I might not be on this board much longer tonight.

[bigwillq]

20. Just never got into bike riding.

Like I said, always had one as a kid and we would just walk or run.

As an adult, I really have no alternative to driving a car.
I drive a lot for work and can't depend of buses, trains or other forms of mass transit. I need to come and go as I please.

Plus where I live, there is nothing close by. It's all residential. No gas stations, no stores, no nothing unless I drive a few miles. Can't even get milk or cigs without driving somewhere.

[taterguy]

22. Can't or won't?

"Close by" can mean a lot of things, why not specify exactly how far away the nearest store is so I can decide whether or not to give you the benefit of the doubt about whether or not you're part of the problem or part of the solution? It only takes a few seconds to decide that for yourself right? If you're not in the right place then why not move?

Plus where I live, there is nothing close by. It's all residential. No gas stations, no stores, no nothing unless I drive a few miles. Can't even get milk or cigs without driving somewhere.

[bigwillq]

24. About two miles

to the nearest place to get even milk.
Lots of hills and windy roads.

I will not walk there or ride a bike.

So go ahead and call me part of the problem.

[taterguy]

27. You're part of the problem

If you feel really guilty about it then pick up a copy of the MC5's Kick Out the Jams, listen to it and then decide whether or not you'd like to make more responsible choices.

Just for the record, a hilly two mile bike ride doesn't require much exertion, unless you're not in very good shape

[bigwillq]

29. I don't feel bad about it.

I don't think I am in good enough shape to ride a bike for two miles back and forth from place to place every time I needed something and then have to take shower after shower before heading off to work.

[taterguy]

32. Denial is a river in Eqypt

Who says you have to do all your shopping before work? We live in a free country. Shop whenever you want. Just be aware that the choices you make impact the world we live in. If you're not in good enough shape to ride a bike a few miles then change that. Your loved ones will thank you for it.

[bigwillq]

33. And I am Cleopatra

Queen of Denial

[fudge stripe cookays]

42. Some of us cannot ride bikes

because of health issues.

I have an economical car, I recyle, and I do my best to live green. But I can't take up biking because some twit on a message board feels really superior.

Save your judgmental bullshit for someone who cares.

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. Love you sig....

And :hug:

[fudge stripe cookays]

49. Thanks!

Just found it today on a blog. Seemed appropriate!

:hug:

[asthmaticeog]

37. Dude, that is the shittiest record EVER to be considered a "classic."

:eyes:

But I guess if you LIKE overwrought faux-radical neanderthal crap...

[Susang]

38. What the hell does "Kick out the Jam's have to do with this?

Seriously, can't wait to hear this leap in logic. :eyes:

Perhaps you meant another MC5 song? :shrug:

[bigwillq]

39. What the hell is Kick out the Jams?

:shrug:

[taterguy]

52. my logic regarding Kick Out the Jams

I was referring to the album not the song, specifically the introduction where the announcer tells people that they have to choose their purpose on their planet and whether they're going to be part of the problem or part of the solution.

Personally I find that switching from an automobile to a bicycle is a simple and effective method of making the planet a better place.

Unfortunately, few people consider this option. This fact dismays and saddens me.

Does that clarify things?

[The Wielding Truth]

18. Does your soup have those big fat noodles and big pieces of chicken?

[bigwillq]

21. Big pieces of chicken

but small noodles. Just the way I like it. :)

[UrbScotty]

23. For the Soul? (nt)

[hfojvt]

51. (expletive deleted)

I always check a thread to see if somebody has already told the joke I was gonna post. Now I have nothing to say, but I have spent three lines saying it. Just in case you wanted clarification, I am a windy SOB.

[bridgit]

25. are there noodles in it, or rice?

[bigwillq]

26. I thought there was both.

I noticed rice but I thought I saw some noodles too.
It's in my belly now so I can't tell you for sure.

:)

[bridgit]

28. hee, it all goes down the same hole...

:)

[Redstone]

30. Enjoy your soup. And your evening.

Redstone

[bigwillq]

34. Thanks.

:hi:

Soup was good. Think I am going to have my sandwich now. I put that in the fridge to save for later.

[BabyPF]

31. elloheleanor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qljIi-4ZEU


in case youre wondering, this is what my sister means by "with a soda on the side"


:wtf:

[bigwillq]

35. Oh no! Not another PassingFair family member!

:P :)


:hi:

[BabyPF]

36. hehe

who else could it be?


lol :p

[PassingFair]

50. That's my 11 year-old, Big Will...

check out the you-tube video entitled, Chicken-Noodle Soup.

What an EAR WORM!

[CatholicEdHead]

40. Can I have some? my sore throat from my cold is real fun

[bigwillq]

43. Climb into my belly.

Because that's where the soup is. :) :P

Hope you feel better. :hug:

[Road Scholar]

41. I bet I know what you didn't make this "out of". LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bigwillq]

44. I don't get it.

:shrug:

Sorry, long night of work.

[Road Scholar]

46. LOL Ya can't make chiken soup outta chicken sh_ _.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bigwillq]

47. Oops.

Now I get it.

:) :rofl:

[sweetheart]

48. What did you cook it in

Who mined the metal for the pan?

:hi:

Did you meet the chicken?

Did it have a good life?