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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-11-06 11:37 PM Original message |
What's your way of letting someone know you're attracted to them? |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-11-06 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. You're supposed to let them know? |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-11-06 11:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Problem Solved! |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:05 AM Response to Reply #2 |
9. You would think. |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-11-06 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. A ponderous fondling of the right breast will get you a quick answer. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-11-06 11:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. It certainly will |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:02 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. You make me proud of your sense of self, lizziegrace. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-11-06 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Repeated whacks with the clue bat. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:07 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Truer words were never spoken. |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:37 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. careful.,...you'll cause a scandal... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:50 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. I don't think much of them is printable |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:16 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Vegan pervs... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 09:34 AM Response to Reply #20 |
77. Yep |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:41 AM Response to Reply #4 |
46. It might scare 'em |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:01 AM Response to Original message |
6. nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
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Conan_The_Barbarian (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
13. I can vouch for that one |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
35. LOL! |
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last_texas_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
8. I smile at them a lot |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
11. i tell her dad "i will swap you for 5 gallons of insecticide" |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:19 AM Response to Reply #11 |
33. borat joke |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
12. I stalk them until they take out restraining orders on me |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
15. ask them if they would like to "lock crotches and swap gravy" |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:29 PM Response to Reply #15 |
85. I can't believe I just laughed at that |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:11 AM Response to Original message |
17. You look like Lauren Bacall in the Big Sleep. Beyond that I'm speachless. |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:12 AM Response to Original message |
18. my eyes take over |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:17 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. ... |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
19. I usually drool profusely |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:55 AM Response to Reply #19 |
26. Then you just aren't being honest, funny |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 02:17 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Usually, I've been honest, funny and direct in a generally |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:24 AM Response to Reply #28 |
37. Can't hurt... |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
22. I emit a pheremone. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
23. I follow her to the laundromat, and when she's not looking I steal a pair |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:54 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. That's hot |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:54 AM Response to Original message |
24. I tell them |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 02:09 AM Response to Reply #24 |
27. this is a good thing whether they are interested or not |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 02:54 AM Response to Original message |
29. I walk up and start humping their leg |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 02:55 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Well, it certainly took me by surprise... |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:20 AM Response to Reply #30 |
34. You have to admit, |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:28 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Considering I've dated three fucked up people with the b-day of Sept. 17th |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:40 AM Response to Reply #38 |
45. You have to watch out for those Virgos |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 02:59 AM Response to Original message |
31. I'm thinking rubbing my attributes up and against her leg might be worth a |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:12 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Oh, good grief |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:29 AM Response to Reply #32 |
39. I know...I know. I had you at |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:38 AM Response to Reply #39 |
43. Nah, |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:43 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. But it's more than 22 hours |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:48 AM Response to Reply #47 |
53. Planning to take over the world |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:54 AM Response to Reply #53 |
57. Cool! |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:58 AM Response to Reply #57 |
61. You can have the US |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:08 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Oh, gee, THANKS |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:14 AM Response to Reply #62 |
65. Oh, sh*t |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:24 AM Response to Reply #65 |
67. Callebaut? What kinda name is that? |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:29 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. You've forgotten about Callebaut |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:42 AM Response to Reply #68 |
74. As if! |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:39 AM Response to Reply #31 |
44. Sometimes it's more what you don't say that counts. |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:46 AM Response to Reply #44 |
50. ... |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:51 AM Response to Reply #50 |
56. ... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:57 AM Response to Reply #56 |
60. ... |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:08 AM Response to Reply #60 |
63. . |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:18 AM Response to Reply #63 |
66. . |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:29 AM Response to Reply #66 |
69. . |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:30 AM Response to Reply #66 |
70. . |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:33 AM Response to Reply #70 |
71. . |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:23 AM Response to Original message |
36. Eye contact, |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
40. Well i stutter , sweat like a pig ,trip and cower in the corner |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:35 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. That's better than my friend who ended up with his shaved by a lesbian. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:43 AM Response to Reply #41 |
48. ouch |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:49 AM Response to Reply #48 |
55. Yeah, it's a funny story actually. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:55 AM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Oh god that is way funny |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:44 AM Response to Reply #40 |
49. Nah...it's the charm that does it. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:46 AM Response to Reply #49 |
51. I'd turn into a mass of studdering jelly |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:49 AM Response to Reply #51 |
54. I'm sure that at least |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:57 AM Response to Reply #54 |
59. Well I would like to think the "stud" part was true |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:12 AM Response to Reply #59 |
64. Oh, I'm sure you haven't. |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:36 AM Response to Original message |
42. With me it just happens.. |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 03:47 AM Response to Original message |
52. I hide |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:34 AM Response to Reply #52 |
72. I always thought just telling the person |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 04:35 AM Response to Reply #52 |
73. I always thought just telling the person |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-13-06 03:03 AM Response to Reply #52 |
92. whadda ya think of my shoes |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 05:10 AM Response to Original message |
75. Typically, I ask her out, then... |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:45 PM Response to Reply #75 |
86. you are hanging out with the wrong girls... |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-13-06 02:30 AM Response to Reply #86 |
91. Thank you WH. You've restored my faith... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 05:38 AM Response to Original message |
76. More suave and less creepy |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
78. In person |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
79. In the past I've kept it a secret as long as humanly possible |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
80. Thanks to everyone for your witty, entertaining, totally useless replies. |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
81. Too often, I avoid eye contact and run away like a little girl... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
82. I cook his meals, I wash his shorts, I clean his house... |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
83. Throw them against a car |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
84. I have no moves. |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
87. Hump their leg |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-12-06 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
88. i dunno |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-13-06 01:06 AM Response to Original message |
89. I pay a midget in a diaper to shoot her with an arrow. |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-13-06 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
90. hmm |
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