I am the red headed step- child of the DU Lounge.

[driver8]

Nobody...I repeat...Nobody can kill a thread as quickly as me.

That's a fact.

Any questions?

[Lasher]

1. Nope, you've killed your own thread.

[AutumnMist]

2. I Feel Your Pain

Most of my threads sink, with lead weights. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You got a new CD comin' out?

http://www.redheaded-stepchild.com/

[driver8]

4. Ha Ha -- that's funny! n/t

[mduffy31]

5. Not true

I am the ultimate threadkiller. All I have to do is think about posting and it dies

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. I believe there are quite a few red-headed step-children.

I have started threads with perfectly good, fun questions that sink like stones, while others start silly copycats that rack up a brazilian responses.

I guess it's because I'm not part of any of the lounge cliques. :shrug:

[cwydro]

7. ditto

:kick:

[driver8]

12. I think that's the problem with me.

I'm not in "with the in crowd".

Obviously I am witty, charming, and smart.

There could be no other explanation. B-)

[BarenakedLady]

8. I don't get replies

:shrug:

If not for a few of people here, I would be mostly ignored. It's especially touching when everyone in a thread gets replied to except for you. Ouch.

:nopity: <----for me I'm feeling particularly whiny today.

[MrCoffee]

10. i will bring the sympathy cake to your pity party.

it will be a good time. :party: :toast: :beer: :puke: :hangover:

[BarenakedLady]

11. I heard cheese

goes good with whine. I'll bring that. Those smilies represent many of my nights. :rofl:

[driver8]

15. Don't forget the coffee!! I don't like cake without coffee...n/t

[datasuspect]

13. can two people have a clique?

i thought you joined my cult anyway?

[BarenakedLady]

20. Doh!

Oh yes, I did didn't I? Was I drunk? :rofl:

"All hail Fish!"

You never gave me my tiara.

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. No way... I am the thread assassin

I'm like the Typhoid Mary of threads, I'm the Uwe Boll Film Festival of threads, I'm the Keanu Reaves as a romantic lead of threads, I'm the Former Menudo Member who isn't Ricky Martin Embarks on a Solo Career or threads, I am the Katie Couric as evening news anchor of threads, I am the iceberg to the titanic of threads, I am the 1980's Chevy Nova of threads...

[BarenakedLady]

21. But, but

I sort of "like" Keanu.


shhhhh don't tell anyone.

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. your secret is safe with me.... weirdo

:hug:

[redqueen]

14. Do you like chewy food?

Like bagels? Or fried chicken gizzards? English muffins, even? Squid, too... what're those called? Oh yeah, calimari.

Some people don't, but I do.

[driver8]

16. No...but I do chew my food. n/t

[redqueen]

17. Well good.

Wouldn't want ya chokin'.

:hi:

[enigmatic]

18. HA!

You should have seen the 17 part series of posts on why I think The Shaggs are the greatest band of all-time; I killed my own thread everytime!:)

[driver8]

22. I would have liked that thread.

The Shaggs are fascinating to me.

[tigereye]

19. post a thread about Eve Ensler

or any other female/feminist playwright/peformer - that's a pretty good thread killer right there as I found out this am. You have my sympathy. :)