I am a Granola Lesbian...Ask me anything...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

i am also so bored at work...

[youthere]

1. They're making lesbians out of granola now?

Neat.

[taterguy]

2. Please describe the best hike you've ever been on

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i dont hike...

[taterguy]

5. How do you get to the granola fields then?

[Orrex]

4. Lesbian or not, how can you have sex with granola?

Far too gritty, I would imagine.

[LostinVA]

6. You are totally not a granola lesbian -- forsooth

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. i am eating granola

[LostinVA]

11. That does not make you a granola lesbian

I can just see you hiking Ragged Mountain -- hahahahhaha.

My fav granola is Bear Naked Protein -- I buy it by the vendor box on Amazon. YUMMO.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. i know...i was hoping someone asked me why i thought i was granola

i am totally not granola or vanilla

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. That's good granola. I'm also a fan of the Nature's Path Hemp Granola.

[LostinVA]

47. I haven't had that -- I might have to try it

I eat hemp waffles. The thing is, I always want to order a pizza after I eat 'em... no, I really do eat them.

My boss knows the people who created Bear Naked.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. I eat hemp waffles too!

And peanut butter & hemp filled pretzels and granola bars.

Does this mean I'm a granola lesbian?

[LostinVA]

52. You're a granola-hemp head lesbo

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. But...but...I don't want to be one...

I'm not a dirty hippie or anything. I just eat like one.

[LostinVA]

54. PINKO DYKE

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. Well, I do really like my pink polo shirt from A&F...

[LostinVA]

60. I knew it

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. Knew what? Wearing pink doesn't make me a pinko.

PINKO!

[LostinVA]

63. COMMIE

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

68. I'm a SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT get it right!

[LostinVA]

70. I'm a Democratic Socialist -- I even have a card thats say so

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

71. Pfft. You think you're so special with your card and shit.

[LostinVA]

79. I am... and you know it, babe

[driver8]

57. I like to smoke hemp waffles...

I have a hard time stuffing them into my bong, though.

Seriously, where does one buy hemp waffles? I would like to try them.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

59. I buy them at either the local indy health food store or Whole Foods.

Depending on where I am at the time.

[LostinVA]

61. Our Giant and Harris Teeter have them, too

But Whole Foods is cheaper.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

64. Natural food stores are usually cheaper than supermarkets for natural food

[Monk06]

80. I ate a granola lesbian once.....go ahead ask ME anything.

[ThomCat]

8. Really? I would have thought of you as more of a

lipstick lesbian. Very fem, very sensual, very attractive.

Of course, I've never been a lesbian so I'm sure I'm out of the loop on these things. :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. i am eating granola

i identify as femme..

i hate lipstick lesbian...its sounds old...

[LostinVA]

48. How about Powderpuff Lesbian? Or, as I call Haruka,

a John Wayne Lesbian?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. For the LAST FUCKING TIME, I HATE JOHN WAYNE!!!

And you.

Not really.

That last part was a lie.

[LostinVA]

65. I know you adore me.

And the Duke.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. Only if you mean Raoul Duke.

[HughBeaumont]

9. Granola Femme.

I'm drinking Nantucket Nectar Pineapple Orange Guava.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. What kind of granola do you like?

I am personally offended by the type with dried apricots and the like in it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. organic honey whole grain

[Beer Snob-50]

15. next question

home made or bought from a store.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. store bought...it has flax and omega3

[LostinVA]

17. Flax has Omenga-3 -- a real granola lesbian would know that already

Hmmmm...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. i am so not a real granola lesbian...

one of the phrases my gay boys often hear when i come back after a date/practising democracy is "she's too granola..i wish i was more drunk"

[Lilith Velkor]

19. Does granola absorb alcohol more efficiently?

*scratching head*

:hi:

[LostinVA]

20. Oi vay

[cwydro]

21. hmm, don't know you

but from what I've read, would not think of you as a granola lesbian:rofl: . But I am very much enjoying this thread, nevertheless.
And I especially liked your referring to the term "lipstick lesbian" as old. No doubt it is now, but trust an old gay girl here, femme was the ORIGINAL term used way back in the 60's and 70's.
:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. femme sounds more fitting..lipstick sounds weird

i would also totally be butch if i could pull off the look.

i think i have a femme look and a pretty butch personality...

[cwydro]

25. Lethal combination

:evilgrin:

[rug]

22. Do you like nuts in your granola?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. i like dried cranberries in my granola

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Eating granola does not make you a granola lesbian.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. i know. but its funny. wait till i do a vanilla lesbian theme.

[LostinVA]

49. I already said that hours ago

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Fuck you.

Do you think I read the crap you post here?

[LostinVA]

72. *yawn*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. Random question.

Why does the cop and some of the town people in Friday the 13th have a Southern accent? I mean, it takes place in NW Jersey, not far from where I live.

[LostinVA]

75. I'm half-watching it too

Maybe NWNJ isn't a Mid Atlantic state.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. It's definitely Mid-Atlantic. Northeast even.

And I've been around Blairstown, NJ a lot, even been pulled over by cops there. No one there sounds like they're from the south.

Incidentally, there is a small locally owned gas station there that has really hot girls in bikini tops pumping gas in the summer.

[LostinVA]

78. Hmmm.... I may come visit you next summer

[Megahurtz]

73. LOL!

Funny thread! :7

[datasuspect]

28. do you wear birkenstocks

and listen to sara mclachan?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. I do and I'm still not a granola lesbian.

[datasuspect]

31. i used to (a long time ago)

wear birkies with socks. and dress slacks.

i think i was very confused at one time.

now i tend to prefer steel toed workboots.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. There are very few things more revolting than socks with sandals.

[datasuspect]

34. boots with short pants?

black velcro tennies with black dress socks and shorts?

been there done that.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. You need the guys from Queer Guy.

[datasuspect]

39. shoot

i need the courage to get a cowboy hat and to make every shirt i own sleeveless . . .

[SteppingRazor]

30. I've seen enough photos of you and read enough of your posts...

to know that you are in no way a crunchy-granola type --- So there! :P

[Taverner]

35. You? Granola? HAH!

You're lipstick all the way baby!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

37. actually i am leather and lace all the way baby!

and mirrors and ropes :P

hi tav...how are you?

[Taverner]

66. I'm good

Haven't spontaneously combusted yet

[pdx_prog]

36. Maybe you were Ewell Gibbons in another life....

:silly:

[MrCoffee]

40. What's up with granola? I like chocolate covered granola with extra sugar

and if you don't even bother with the granola, so much the better.

hell, just gimme a bowl of coco puffs.

[datasuspect]

41. show us a pic of you eating granola!!!!!

[Deja Q]

42. Why do people like to label themselves?

[Fridays Child]

43. Do you use your powers for good?

:)

[WCGreen]

44. An organic Lesbian.....

Huh....

[catmandu57]

45. Geez I need new glasses

I thought I read that you were a grandma lesbian, I didn't think you were that old.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. I think that'd be biologically impossible.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

58. Post-modernism - yay or nay?

[libnnc]

67. I'm a Corn Pops Lesbian.

Somehow I don't think that's the same thing...:shrug:

[Swede]

76. Do you contain nuts?

:shrug: